turdberg

A turd so large that it ends up poking its head above the water in a toilet. Similar to an iceberg, except found in much "shittier" locations.

"Wow, I just took a huge dump and there's a turd that's sticking partway above the water!" "Sounds like you just made a turdberg... fat chance you'll get that sucker to flush!"

by Brian Feldman July 23, 2008

turdberg

A floating piece of human feces, with a density such that 8/9 of its volume is submerged underwater.

Mom: "Did lil' Parker go?"
Dad: "Yeah, there are like three turdbergs in here."

by DOOOD December 26, 2005

Turdberg

When ones poop piles up to the point it sticks out above the toilet water like an iceberg made of poop.

After taking a dump, husband yells out to his wife
"Honey, come check out this turdberg before I flush."

by Ipoopalot November 19, 2012

Turdberg

A coupon.

I love turdbergs! They save me so much money!

by Benjamin's Bacon November 02, 2010

Turdberg

Noun. A collection of ice, snow, and dog feces stuck to your boot.

I just finished working in the Davis' backyard and came back to my car with the biggest turdberg you've ever seen. I hate winter.

by TheFibreInternetGuy April 24, 2018