The act of being really messed up, most likely on cannabis, so much so that you run into walls and try to eat things that aren't edible.

During this time, if a member of the opposite sex approaches you, you commonly act like a total idiot and definitely don't get laid that night.

"Dude I am totally fucking turded!"

turded by MrDoug October 16, 2006

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Turded

What Lana The Roads was paid to do and is now mortified of her bastard baby finding once older, though it's highly unlikely to impossible her child will ever possess the ability to read. The act itself insertion of feces into her holes, I'm her case her "turding" was filmed in XXX.

Gross Me boy! Lana got turded again! What's next bro a "Turd Bang!"

Turded by Metal Rain June 12, 2023

Turded out

Adj. To be in a state of inactivity, often carries a negative connotation of powerlessness, helplessness, and mild embarrassment at one's situation as such; antisocial; to be like a turd.

Johnny: what's up man, are you doing anything tonight?

Marty: nah, my brother took my car so now I'm stuck at home just all turded out.

Turded out by Jerusky December 30, 2012

Amber turded

the act of shitting a turd/solid fecal matter onto the bed of your boyfriend/spouse like actress Amber Heard.

"My girlfriend just Amber turded onto my bed."
"Kevin broke up with his ex after she Amber turded onto his bed a couple weeks ago."

Amber turded by Alexthepopgamer May 3, 2022

Amber turded

(verb) used to describe taking a giant SHIT on you boyfriends/spouses side of the bed when he has done something wrong. or you just feel like being a huge bitch.

I'm going to Amber turded on your bed because you called me a bitch
how about I Amber turded on your bed if you don't give me everything I want NOW

I'm going to Amber turded on your bed because I severed your finger off with a bottle

Amber turded by amber turd May 17, 2022

Splurge Turded

When you’re going number 2 and you can’t stop pooping.

Man, I just splurge turded so much in that bathroom, it wouldn’t stop!

Splurge Turded by Weird mind person January 26, 2019

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026