by jeremy poole October 31, 2007
The act of being really messed up, most likely on cannabis, so much so that you run into walls and try to eat things that aren't edible.
During this time, if a member of the opposite sex approaches you, you commonly act like a total idiot and definitely don't get laid that night.
During this time, if a member of the opposite sex approaches you, you commonly act like a total idiot and definitely don't get laid that night.
by MrDoug October 13, 2006
A turd is someone you hate immediately without even knowing them.
Nine out of ten times, your first impressions of them were right on.
There is an old Buddhist saying…”No matter how much you wash a turd, it will not come clean.”
This saying means that some people are beyond saving. They are turds...
Nine out of ten times, your first impressions of them were right on.
There is an old Buddhist saying…”No matter how much you wash a turd, it will not come clean.”
This saying means that some people are beyond saving. They are turds...
"That little ‘wannabe’ surfer guy with the Hawaiian shirt, khaki slacks and mussed up blond hair keeps hitting on my wife. He is one fucking Turd who is creeping me out."
by Ian De La Rosa September 20, 2013
Generally, a log-shaped piece of shit.
Nevertheless, they are also found in coil-shape, mushroom-cloud shape, and even
loch ness monster shape.
Nevertheless, they are also found in coil-shape, mushroom-cloud shape, and even
loch ness monster shape.
From a country-and-western song: All she left me/ was a turd in the toilet
Unpublished Pink Floyd song: All in all your just/ another turd in the toilet
Unpublished Pink Floyd song: All in all your just/ another turd in the toilet
by Hugh G Rection September 17, 2003
The turdness of it all.
by Reggie Bush Heisman November 20, 2015
by lebanesedickbutt March 24, 2015
“What are you doing?”
“Turding”
“Turding”
by le turd July 23, 2019