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turdhead 

A geek with culture and social skillz (as opposed to a nerd). A turdhead may enjoy trivia or tng, but he/she also enjoys hitting the clubs or playing sports.

This is someone you might envy but whose company you enjoy. The negative title brings 'em down to earth so you don't have to.
John Stewart may be the best example these days.

"While Q is a geek, James Bond is most a Turdhead."
turdhead by Q August 18, 2004
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Turdhead 

Why don't you be a nice turdhead and get the gate
Turdhead by Lizardz May 29, 2022

Tardhead 

1)This is a person that is very very stupid or did something stupid.

2)This could be a noob and they didn't know what they were doing.

3)Also Tard itself can be the short term of retarded.
What the heck did you do that for you Tardhead?
Are you a complete tard?
Tardhead by Itsnotimportant April 14, 2006

turd head 

your a turd head or yoy got shit for brains
turd head by red neck alabama boy September 13, 2006

Turd-Head 

A guy/girl who trash talks and just acts like a total moron.
Shut the fuck up turd-head!
Turd-Head by Crazyvideos.tv April 16, 2017
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