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Turbowanker 

Male that masturbates with very fast hand movements in order to achieve orgasm as quickly as possible
Dude: "I think I'm going to beat off before class starts"

Other Dude: "Whoow dude, class starts in less than two minutes!!"

Dude: "No prob, I'm a Turbowanker"
Turbowanker by The Swaffle King August 24, 2014

Turbodeuce 

a variation of the "#2"; with high explosiveness. Extreme projectile diarrhea.
"Yo brad why did you run out in the middle of that board meeting?"

"I totally had an intestinal meltdown and killed the office toilet with a turbodeuce."
Turbodeuce by elhefe1981 April 7, 2009

turbononce

To describe a person who is more nonce-like than a typical nonce
That guy is a pure turbononce
turbononce by Rockcookiemix January 24, 2018

Turbomincer 

Someone displaying unusually high homosexual tendancies. Usually aimed at straight men to disparage sexuality.
Word originates from East Midlands, UK local slang.
-Lee is such a turbomincer dude I cant believe he has that beard.
-Ya I know what a massive turbomincer dude.
Turbomincer by rannable8 August 20, 2010

Turbononce

Guy in his early 20’s who usually drives a saxo/corsa/106 and spends his days trying to pick up 14yr old girls from summerleaze carpark.
Can you hear that exhaust? “Yeah it’s just that turbononce in the saxo”
Turbononce by LcYLrN September 25, 2021

vaginal turbulance 

When you fuck the pussy so good that it starts to tremble and quiver like an airplane
Damn, I fucked Jenny so good last night that I think I gave her vaginal turbulance