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Turbodank

1. Something or someone awesome.

2. Marijuana of very high quality; Danker than usual.
Ex 1. Guy: "M8 that T-shirt looks Turbodank."

Dude: "Thanks m80."

Ex 2. Mr.: "Honey do you have any of that good shit?"
Mrs.: "Yes dear I got some of that Turbodank."
Mr.: "Turbodank!? My god that's the finest kush around!"
by Jesus420blazeitfgt October 25, 2014
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Turbomacking

The act of rapidly flirting with various women
while slightly intoxicated.
"Woah Jay look at Eric turbomacking dem hoes."
by turbomacker33 December 9, 2008
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Turbodrunk

The most cost and time effective way of getting drunk. Consists of taking 4-6 shots in rapid succession, resulting in a sudden, very temporary intoxication.
I had three double shots, got turbodrunk, twerked in the parking lot, then went to bed.
by sausagelord November 2, 2014
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Turbowanker

Male that masturbates with very fast hand movements in order to achieve orgasm as quickly as possible
Dude: "I think I'm going to beat off before class starts"

Other Dude: "Whoow dude, class starts in less than two minutes!!"

Dude: "No prob, I'm a Turbowanker"
by The Swaffle King August 24, 2014
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turbogan

of, or resembling, epitomizing, or manifesting all that is bogan, and usually to an inordinate degree. Portmanteau of ‘turbo’ + ‘bogan (Australian redneck)’
After guzzling his tenth stubby, Twelvegaige wrecked his prize ute and lost a couple limbs, but as a turbogan, he was in good spirits upon hearing from the doctor that his mullet would not have to be amputated.
by Tomhaven November 3, 2017
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turbomansion

Originating from the game Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel, a turbomansion is a mansion which is so much faster than other mansions, it seems to be using turbo.
Hey bro, you like my new turbomansion?
by QQQQQddddaaaaaaaad July 12, 2017
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turbowank

A turbowank is a a form of masturbation by which an individual speedily pleasures one’s self to a climax, an accelerated version of a normal wank.
Jimmy wanted post-nut clarity when thinking about texting his ex, but was almost late to a meeting.

So, Jimmy had a turbowank; he decided not to text his ex, and was on time to his meeting - success!
by dababy101 May 21, 2020
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