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turbogan 

of, or resembling, epitomizing, or manifesting all that is bogan, and usually to an inordinate degree. Portmanteau of ‘turbo’ + ‘bogan (Australian redneck)’
After guzzling his tenth stubby, Twelvegaige wrecked his prize ute and lost a couple limbs, but as a turbogan, he was in good spirits upon hearing from the doctor that his mullet would not have to be amputated.
turbogan by Tomhaven November 3, 2017
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turbogay 

Much like homogay, but even gayer.

See the annoying blonde guy named Carson from "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy"
Yeah Kyan is gay and Ted is homogay, but Carson is TURBOGAY.
turbogay by giznot January 29, 2004

Turbowanker 

Male that masturbates with very fast hand movements in order to achieve orgasm as quickly as possible
Dude: "I think I'm going to beat off before class starts"

Other Dude: "Whoow dude, class starts in less than two minutes!!"

Dude: "No prob, I'm a Turbowanker"
Turbowanker by The Swaffle King August 24, 2014

turbomansion 

Originating from the game Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel, a turbomansion is a mansion which is so much faster than other mansions, it seems to be using turbo.
Hey bro, you like my new turbomansion?

turbowank 

A turbowank is a a form of masturbation by which an individual speedily pleasures one’s self to a climax, an accelerated version of a normal wank.
Jimmy wanted post-nut clarity when thinking about texting his ex, but was almost late to a meeting.

So, Jimmy had a turbowank; he decided not to text his ex, and was on time to his meeting - success!
turbowank by dababy101 May 21, 2020

Turboranger 

The coolest person on earth, dont pay any attention to what that other guy says :D
Finds a bunch of useless irc scripts and puts them on his bot for no apparent reason.
<turboranger> !rape Merrick
*^SPDBOT^ rapes merrick
Turboranger by TURBORANGER!!! February 12, 2005

turbopants 

Shockingly, derived from the separate english words "turbo" and "pants." Together this combination yields a description of an adorable girlfriend who can both be exquisite and elegant, yet at the same time fall out of her chair and have trouble walking from place to place.
Look at that beautiful girl walking down the... OH NO, are you ok there turbopants?
turbopants by Mikey January 19, 2005
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