Mikey's definitions

wreck

adjective describing somebody who isn't looking too good.

'whoa.. you're a wreck man!'

by mikey May 16, 2004

suck

To not do anything productive

Man, I really sucked it up yesturday.

by Mikey November 4, 2004

Noseblaster

When you sit your ass right on the partners nose and blast your diarrhea right up her nose.

Damn, I just noseblasted Michael Colon while having sex

by Mikey August 15, 2004

pvan

P-Van is a place were parties happen and ya-yo and mad blunts are blazed...the owner of this troy troy

remember the day wen we blew mad yay and blazed mad blunts at the light kid...-Mike

by Mikey March 15, 2004

rim job

This is when someone licks someone else's asshole (usually in a circular motion).

Tom gives rim jobs for crack.

by Mikey February 19, 2003

buxx

The process of making bucked teeth and digging the frontmost pair into male anus.

I fancied a felch from Bobby, but instead he gave me a buxx job.

by Mikey December 28, 2003

crib

residence; often located in one's hood

Damn, bitch, get yo fly ass over to my crib!

by Mikey March 23, 2003