Mikey's definitions

don cherry

Former Boston Bruins coach--now a huge personality on CBC's Hockey Night in Canada. In layman's terms, the John Madden of hockey.

Don Cherry would look at a Canadian hockey team and say "We don't want our boys playing with no creampuffs!"

by Mikey April 10, 2006

Les Paul

Easily one of the most popular electric guitars ever made. Really came into its own in 1957 with the invention of the dual-coil hum-cancelling pickup. However, since over 90% of Les Pauls made have this particular genre of pickup on them, many of them sound alike, except for the different effects or amps one uses. There are exceptions to the humbucker models so commonly seen. One variation was the Les Paul Classic, which was fitted with P-90 pickups, which were the predecessor to the humbucker pickups. The other variation of the Les Paul is the Les Paul Deluxe (my personal guitar). The Deluxe was fit with a smaller version of the dual-coil pickup found on many of the Les Pauls. Pete Townshend of The Who made the Les Paul famous by adding a third pickup to the guitar, and by numbering his guitars.

I can get a very powerful, unique and unique sound out of my Les Paul Deluxe by using a tube driver, a Hendrix-style fuzz box, and a Vox wah-wah pedal, which is all plugged into my Vox AC-30 amp with a Marshall Half-stack speaker setup.

by Mikey April 10, 2006

sweatybetty

A dirty scuzzy whore that stinks like a bloke who's just finished a 12 hour shift with no breaks in a toe clipping factory.
(Please note; it is not necessary for the dirty scuzzy whores name to Betty).

Guy 1: 'That rancid fat bird smells like shit and sweat'.
Guy 2: 'She does indeed my fellow chum. And that is why she has the title "sweatybetty". Now let us leave the vicinity never to enter the rancid slags airspace again'.

by Mikey June 20, 2006

van halen

A hair rock band from California that could crank out a sound that would turn goat piss into gasoline from 1978 to 1985. During 1985, David Lee Roth, the lead singer, left the group on unhappy terms. His replacement, Sammy Hagar, made something as potent as Van Halen and pussified it so much that it wasn't even recognizable once the change took place.

Listen to "Hot For Teacher" from the "1984" album, then listen to "Why Can't This Be Love" from the "5150" album. "5150" is the rock equivelant of getting your girlfriend pregnant!

by Mikey August 26, 2005

shemtob

1. a victim of a waterballooning/egging incident.
2. a stunning young lad that is extremely metrosexual.

man, you just owned that shemtob right in the face with that waterballoon.

by mikey April 20, 2005

Runescape

See Haithem.
Runescape is very "addicting" to some, but to other it's a really boring game. When I say boring I mean holy ****, who would wanna play this game? OR EVEN SUBSCRIBE TO IT?

Haithem plays too much Runescape

by Mikey April 23, 2005

The Issac

When you are doing a chic doggy style, you turn your head towards the camera and a double finger gun, as in the opening shots of The Love Boat.

Dude, I was hittin this chick and got the Issac in the video five times

by Mikey April 26, 2005