The turbofan or fanjet is a type of airbreathing jet engine that is widely used in aircraft propulsion, don't get in it's way while it is turning. don't believe me, try it your self!
of, or resembling, epitomizing, or manifesting all that is bogan, and usually to an inordinate degree. Portmanteau of ‘turbo’ + ‘bogan (Australian redneck)’
After guzzling his tenth stubby, Twelvegaige wrecked his prize ute and lost a couple limbs, but as a turbogan, he was in good spirits upon hearing from the doctor that his mullet would not have to be amputated.
Originating from the game Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel, a turbomansion is a mansion which is so much faster than other mansions, it seems to be using turbo.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!