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turbodunk

male-to-male docking of uncut penises after both men have ass-fucked each other.
James and I turbodunked after we but-fucked each other.
by fuzzytoad January 23, 2016
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Turbodrunk

The most cost and time effective way of getting drunk. Consists of taking 4-6 shots in rapid succession, resulting in a sudden, very temporary intoxication.
I had three double shots, got turbodrunk, twerked in the parking lot, then went to bed.
by sausagelord November 2, 2014
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turbopun

A pun that is very extreme, usually hilarious. Originated from the hit internet video, Powerthirst
Ha ha ha!!! Computurd is a very witty Turbopun
by michael upton December 29, 2007
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Turbowanker

Male that masturbates with very fast hand movements in order to achieve orgasm as quickly as possible
Dude: "I think I'm going to beat off before class starts"

Other Dude: "Whoow dude, class starts in less than two minutes!!"

Dude: "No prob, I'm a Turbowanker"
by The Swaffle King August 24, 2014
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turbocunt

Someone who exceeds the regular word 'cunt'. the person is so lame, so stupid, and so retarded that the word cunt cant be used to describe the individuals characteristics and actions.
Guy #1: Dude, you see that girl?
Guy #2: Yeah, shes a cunt!
Guy #1: no way dude, that girl is a turbocunt.
Guy #2: Dude, i never knew there was such a word!!
by Emoney9807 April 21, 2009
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turbodump

when you sit on the toilet and the shit rockets out of your anus, completing the "dump" in mere seconds
Dude 1: I have to take a dump.
Dude 2: Ok man, go. I'll wait like five minutes for you outside...

FFFRRRRRRTTTTTT!!!!! SSSPPPPLLLLAAASSHHHH!!!

Dude 1: Done.
Dude 2: HOLY SHIT MAN, THAT WASN'T JUST SOME DUMP! IT WAS A TURBODUMP!!!
by Blueberry Turd January 12, 2010
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Turdunkin

When someone gives a blowjob to another person while that person is taking a shit.
Joe was so happy when Laurie lost the bet and had to give him a Turdunkin, with no courtesy flush, when they returned home from eating Mexican food.
by Joetattoo January 7, 2020
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