turblunkin

an upper decker while getting a blowjob while she sits backwards on the actual bowl while shitting as well

hey babe lets turblunkin

by jeeptrailcutter October 31, 2017

Turdunkin

When someone gives a blowjob to another person while that person is taking a shit.

Joe was so happy when Laurie lost the bet and had to give him a Turdunkin, with no courtesy flush, when they returned home from eating Mexican food.

by Joetattoo January 7, 2020

Tumblurking

Someone who is a lurking on Tumblr.

I fell in love with the 19 year old version of Tina Fey while Tumblurking today.

by nicognito February 27, 2010

Turbluntin

Noun. Weed rolled in a blunt and then wrapped (again) in rolling paper. Often the result of a split-blunt tragedy in which another blunt wrap or other patches are unavailable. Commonly referred to as "pothead problems".

"I'm going to go to town on that Thanksgiving turduckin right after I finish taking this turbluntin to the head.

by Zonriza23 November 9, 2011

Turblunken

As a guy sits on the toilet taking a crap, his girlfriend is performing oral sex on him.

I was taking a duce and my chick gave me a Turblunken!

by Mikesrage7 August 29, 2010

Turdunkin

When one dunks their tongue inside anothers anus.

He went turdunkin last night!

by Turdunkinhinds October 31, 2013

Turtrunking

The act of shitting up one’s ass and fisting them until it is pushed out of the victim’s mouth or nose

“Michael were you Turtrunking your girlfriend last night?”-Mason T

by John Crump July 15, 2025