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turblunkin 

an upper decker while getting a blowjob while she sits backwards on the actual bowl while shitting as well
hey babe lets turblunkin
turblunkin by jeeptrailcutter October 31, 2017
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Turdunkin 

When someone gives a blowjob to another person while that person is taking a shit.
Joe was so happy when Laurie lost the bet and had to give him a Turdunkin, with no courtesy flush, when they returned home from eating Mexican food.
Turdunkin by Joetattoo January 7, 2020

Tumblurking 

Someone who is a lurking on Tumblr.
I fell in love with the 19 year old version of Tina Fey while Tumblurking today.
Tumblurking by nicognito February 27, 2010

Turbluntin 

Noun. Weed rolled in a blunt and then wrapped (again) in rolling paper. Often the result of a split-blunt tragedy in which another blunt wrap or other patches are unavailable. Commonly referred to as "pothead problems".
"I'm going to go to town on that Thanksgiving turduckin right after I finish taking this turbluntin to the head.
Turbluntin by Zonriza23 November 9, 2011

Turblunken 

As a guy sits on the toilet taking a crap, his girlfriend is performing oral sex on him.
I was taking a duce and my chick gave me a Turblunken!
Turblunken by Mikesrage7 August 29, 2010

Turdunkin 

When one dunks their tongue inside anothers anus.
He went turdunkin last night!
Turdunkin by Turdunkinhinds October 31, 2013

Turtrunking 

The act of shitting up one’s ass and fisting them until it is pushed out of the victim’s mouth or nose
Michael were you Turtrunking your girlfriend last night?”-Mason T
Turtrunking by John Crump July 15, 2025
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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