turbodump

when you sit on the toilet and the shit rockets out of your anus, completing the "dump" in mere seconds

Dude 1: I have to take a dump.
Dude 2: Ok man, go. I'll wait like five minutes for you outside...

FFFRRRRRRTTTTTT!!!!! SSSPPPPLLLLAAASSHHHH!!!

Dude 1: Done.
Dude 2: HOLY SHIT MAN, THAT WASN'T JUST SOME DUMP! IT WAS A TURBODUMP!!!

by Blueberry Turd January 12, 2010

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tubdumper

Referencing a person who defecates whilst showering or taking a bath

from the verb: tubdump, made the rounds through out the rock poster message boards

That guy stole my layout... what a tubdumper.

by Blingo the 5th Beatle October 12, 2006

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turbo dump

'turbo dump' or 'turbo dumpy' is a giant ass

“damn what i would give to have a turbo dump like her”

by sliceofacake February 27, 2022

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Turdumpken

A play on 'Turducken' where you can identify three different food items in your stool.

Hey Dante, what the hell was I thinking when I ate dinner last night. I pinched a loaf this morning and all I could see were jalapenos, corn flakes and walnuts. Let me tell you,That was one painful Turdumpken I dropped.

by rakazooo13 September 7, 2013

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Turbodub

One who truly embodies the Dub spirit. The Turbodub resides at the United States Naval Academy and is typically classified by excessive Ben and Jerry's consumption, promiscuous behavior with underclass and upperclass alike, and an obnoxious flirtatious attitude.

"Hey man did you hear about that turbodub in 18? She fucked her training sergeant and half of her classmates"

"I'd stay away from that one, she's a turbodub"

by the manshaft December 20, 2009

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