turbodump

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when you sit on the toilet and the shit rockets out of your anus, completing the "dump" in mere seconds

Dude 1: I have to take a dump.
Dude 2: Ok man, go. I'll wait like five minutes for you outside...

FFFRRRRRRTTTTTT!!!!! SSSPPPPLLLLAAASSHHHH!!!

Dude 1: Done.
Dude 2: HOLY SHIT MAN, THAT WASN'T JUST SOME DUMP! IT WAS A TURBODUMP!!!

turbodump by Blueberry Turd January 12, 2010

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tubdumper

Referencing a person who defecates whilst showering or taking a bath

from the verb: tubdump, made the rounds through out the rock poster message boards

That guy stole my layout... what a tubdumper.

tubdumper by Blingo the 5th Beatle October 12, 2006

Related Words

turbodump • turbo dumpy • tubdumper • turblumpkin • turbocumslut • Turbodub • turbodunk • Turdumpken • Turbo Grump • turd dumpling

turbo dump

'turbo dump' or 'turbo dumpy' is a giant ass

“damn what i would give to have a turbo dump like her”

turbo dump by sliceofacake February 27, 2022

Turdumpken

A play on 'Turducken' where you can identify three different food items in your stool.

Hey Dante, what the hell was I thinking when I ate dinner last night. I pinched a loaf this morning and all I could see were jalapenos, corn flakes and walnuts. Let me tell you,That was one painful Turdumpken I dropped.

Turdumpken by rakazooo13 September 7, 2013

Turbodub

One who truly embodies the Dub spirit. The Turbodub resides at the United States Naval Academy and is typically classified by excessive Ben and Jerry's consumption, promiscuous behavior with underclass and upperclass alike, and an obnoxious flirtatious attitude.

"Hey man did you hear about that turbodub in 18? She fucked her training sergeant and half of her classmates"

"I'd stay away from that one, she's a turbodub"

Turbodub by the manshaft December 20, 2009

turbodunk

male-to-male docking of uncut penises after both men have ass-fucked each other.

James and I turbodunked after we but-fucked each other.

turbodunk by fuzzytoad January 23, 2016

turbocumslut

Someone in which you can initiate sex with and complete the act in under 12 seconds.

This girl with a vibrating tongue ring gave me head at one of our parties and holy shit I saw Jesus, what a turbocumslut.

turbocumslut by Anonymous Panda 69 October 18, 2017

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026