Turdunkin

When someone gives a blowjob to another person while that person is taking a shit.

Joe was so happy when Laurie lost the bet and had to give him a Turdunkin, with no courtesy flush, when they returned home from eating Mexican food.

by Joetattoo January 7, 2020

Turdunkin

When one dunks their tongue inside anothers anus.

He went turdunkin last night!

by Turdunkinhinds October 31, 2013

metaphysical turducken

A riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.

I'll never understand Steve, he's a metaphysical turducken.

by Definite Article March 11, 2009

trunkin it

Every possible space is taken inside the car, driver, shotgun, both window seats, bitch, double bitch, and diver. So the last person has to ride trunk.

Danny (just dove into diver seat) " Lex, looks like your trunkin it"

Lex (person summonsed to the trunk) "Fuck, alright just dont go over any shitty roads"

by JungleBunnys June 6, 2010

turduckenolio

n. A really bad portfolio (of photographs, projects, assets). It should be stuffed into a turducken. Calling it a turduckenolio means that it should be stuffed into a chicken, then into a duck, then into a turkey, and then up their a**.

Please get this turduckenolio off my desk! I don't have time for this.

by Doctor Science February 20, 2011

tree trunking

Mindlessly defending, laughing at or admiring a person, typically someone of a celebration status.

Similar to how a treehugger defends trees even though the tree would not defend the treehugger.

My friend is always tree trunking Charles Barkley. He laughs at everything he says. Now that Shaq is also on the show, he can take turns swinging from their branches.

by blkbam January 5, 2012

Turducken Slap

(verb) When a man, who has a man inside him, who has a man inside HIM turkey slaps another human being, male or female, in the face with his penis, erect or flaccid, it makes no difference, there's little room for discrimination when performing a turducken slap.

Holy shit. I was passed out on the couch and I was turducken slapped. What a way to wake up!

by Danger500 May 17, 2011