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Turborunk

A word commonly used by the Swedish youth to define masturbating as fast as possible, usually because they’re on a time crunch.
bror, jag behövde lägga VÄRSTA turborunken för att hinna
by whyismaltehere August 14, 2023
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Turbodrunk

The most cost and time effective way of getting drunk. Consists of taking 4-6 shots in rapid succession, resulting in a sudden, very temporary intoxication.
I had three double shots, got turbodrunk, twerked in the parking lot, then went to bed.
by sausagelord November 2, 2014
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turbopun

A pun that is very extreme, usually hilarious. Originated from the hit internet video, Powerthirst
Ha ha ha!!! Computurd is a very witty Turbopun
by michael upton December 29, 2007
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Turbowanker

Male that masturbates with very fast hand movements in order to achieve orgasm as quickly as possible
Dude: "I think I'm going to beat off before class starts"

Other Dude: "Whoow dude, class starts in less than two minutes!!"

Dude: "No prob, I'm a Turbowanker"
by The Swaffle King August 24, 2014
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turbocunt

Someone who exceeds the regular word 'cunt'. the person is so lame, so stupid, and so retarded that the word cunt cant be used to describe the individuals characteristics and actions.
Guy #1: Dude, you see that girl?
Guy #2: Yeah, shes a cunt!
Guy #1: no way dude, that girl is a turbocunt.
Guy #2: Dude, i never knew there was such a word!!
by Emoney9807 April 21, 2009
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turbowank

A turbowank is a a form of masturbation by which an individual speedily pleasures one’s self to a climax, an accelerated version of a normal wank.
Jimmy wanted post-nut clarity when thinking about texting his ex, but was almost late to a meeting.

So, Jimmy had a turbowank; he decided not to text his ex, and was on time to his meeting - success!
by dababy101 May 21, 2020
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Turboranger

The coolest person on earth, dont pay any attention to what that other guy says :D
Finds a bunch of useless irc scripts and puts them on his bot for no apparent reason.
<turboranger> !rape Merrick
*^SPDBOT^ rapes merrick
by TURBORANGER!!! February 12, 2005
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