Definitions by sausagelord

Clear Russian 

A drink for broke alcoholics who can't take shots. Like me.
One part vodka, one part tap water.

-The only thing in my fridge was yellow mustard and re-fried beans so I was forced to default to drinking Clear Russians all night.

Clear Russian by sausagelord November 2, 2014

Turbodrunk 

The most cost and time effective way of getting drunk. Consists of taking 4-6 shots in rapid succession, resulting in a sudden, very temporary intoxication.

I had three double shots, got turbodrunk, twerked in the parking lot, then went to bed.

Turbodrunk by sausagelord November 2, 2014