sausagelord's definitions

Clear Russian

A drink for broke alcoholics who can't take shots. Like me.
One part vodka, one part tap water.

-The only thing in my fridge was yellow mustard and re-fried beans so I was forced to default to drinking Clear Russians all night.

by sausagelord November 2, 2014

Turbodrunk

The most cost and time effective way of getting drunk. Consists of taking 4-6 shots in rapid succession, resulting in a sudden, very temporary intoxication.

I had three double shots, got turbodrunk, twerked in the parking lot, then went to bed.

by sausagelord November 2, 2014