Turblunken 

As a guy sits on the toilet taking a crap, his girlfriend is performing oral sex on him.

I was taking a duce and my chick gave me a Turblunken!

Turblunken by Mikesrage7 August 29, 2010

Turbluntin 

Noun. Weed rolled in a blunt and then wrapped (again) in rolling paper. Often the result of a split-blunt tragedy in which another blunt wrap or other patches are unavailable. Commonly referred to as "pothead problems".

"I'm going to go to town on that Thanksgiving turduckin right after I finish taking this turbluntin to the head.

Turbluntin by Zonriza23 November 9, 2011

turdunken 

a turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a chicken stuffed with a cornish game hen

my dad made turdunken for thanksgiving.

turdunken by the fuck fairy December 17, 2006

Turdunken 

I recently had an conversation with a d-bag from Buffalo NY, and below is the actual conversation that transpired at 2 am in a Double Tree hotel bar while on a business trip -

A common misconception is that "turdunken" is a turkey stuffed in a duck stuffed in a chicken...some (drunken billski from Buffalo) may also say that it is a turkey stuffed in duck stuffed in a chicken stuffed in a goat stuffed in a pig...then you smoke it for two hours....However I corrected the billski from Buffalo by telling him what a turdunken really was -

"NO NO NO you've got it all wrong. Its actually called a "turbaby" a baby stuffed in a turtle... the recipe calls for one part turtle and one part baby. For best taste a baby between 3 and 7 months is required, because before 3 months the skull is too soft (milky consistancy) and after 7 months the skull burns too easily. Then you deep fry it for two days...and make sure you have at least 2 to 3 quart of propane"

the guy looked at me like i was a complete psycho...then i told his wife (45 year old lady w/giant funbags) that she had great tits and I was in room 313. Went back to my room (313) beat off to a $30 porn and cried myself to sleep

All in all it was a great night

do you know what a turdunken really is??? it's a baby stuffed in a turtle

Turdunken...really...i'm in 313...you've got "great tits"

Turdunken by Billy Billski May 30, 2008

turdunken 

A turkey prepared in such a way as to resemble a delicious donut. For example, glazed with chocolate, sprinkled with sprinkles, and stuffed with donut holes. Not to be confused with turducken.

"No no, I said I am making turdunken - so bring your insulin, this will be one sweet turkey!"

turdunken by unwholesomefoodie November 19, 2011

turblunkin 

an upper decker while getting a blowjob while she sits backwards on the actual bowl while shitting as well

hey babe lets turblunkin

turblunkin by jeeptrailcutter October 31, 2017

turdrunken

Getting drunk on Thanksgiving, referenced as part of the regular meal. A time to celebrate and drink with friends and family.

"I'm going to need some turdrunken this Thanksgiving," muttered Maya as she learned who was coming to dinner.

turdrunken by Pandemonious February 29, 2016