tafted

to taft; to outdo, best, or somehow surpass (particularly in a hilarious way); to perform a superlative act of one-upmanship.

NB: Tafting often happens in threes, since Taft was the only President to have served in all three branches of government. To taft is also used only to describe substantial or hyperbolic events, since Taft himself was famously obese.

She took my money, she took my dog, and now she's dating my sister! I've been Tafted.

by goobermandis August 21, 2010

Tafted

To be "Tafted" is to screw someone else in an extreme fashion, as if you have forcibly lodged them in a bathtub. Also implies that you are too obese to fit into a standard-sized bathtub

Refers to William Howard Taft, 27th President of the US who got stuck in the White House bathtub due to his extreme weight (>330 lbs, largest of any president).

"Fred was supposed to give me the presentation on Monday but didn't even show up for work. He totally Tafted me. I hate that guy."

by thaoneAP April 6, 2009

Tated

Tated... to back your car into a ditch while high

Guy 1: dudeeee I backed my car into a ditch while high
Guy 2: oh you mean you tated?

by Tate-oh-tot September 9, 2019

Tatted Pipe

a tattooed cock,penis,dick etc.

Damn girlfriend did you see the "Tatted Pipe" on that stud

by Daniel O'Brien A.K.A. OBIE January 13, 2009

Golden Tated

A marching band member or piece of equipment that has suffered from contact with Golden Tate

My uniform's hat was severely Golden Tated, but not as badly as the Spartan Marching Band

by Tate Trampled My Cymbals November 8, 2009

Tarted Up

If you're going out, most likely to get laid, you get "all tarted up", in other words; get dressed up, put your best clothes on, wear very few clothes.

I saw your little sister today, all tarted up in her mini skirt- then I saw her without the mini-skirt. ~punch~

by B16 D4V3 September 25, 2007

tatted

Getting a tattoo

His Gettin' all TATTED up.

by Troy May 3, 2003