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Tsosie'd 

When someone Friend Zones you after you discover they have several other relationships.
Tsosie'd: "Be careful with them, they may pull a Tsosie"
Tsosie'd by The colonizer March 6, 2022
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toosie slide 

Pushing forward in Overwatch, more specifically to spawn camp.
Hey, we have point and the advantage, let’s toosie slide
toosie slide by Derb27 March 13, 2021
Pronounced TOSS-EE-AY (like dossier), a tossier is a collection of internet history or other information containing detailed information about a particular person's masturbation habits.
How did you know Charlie was into plus-sized women? Easy, the last time I borrowed his computer I printed out his internet history and created a tossier on him.
tossier by C. Elliot Lee September 21, 2013

toosier syndrome 

Toosier syndrome is when a person(usually someone called toos) lasts full nights and probs days without any sleep. Symptoms include binge watching Netflix and tiktok. If you know someone with these symptoms and they don’t sleep and somehow are fine the next day then diagnose them with toosier syndrome.
‘toos hasn’t slept in days and is addicted to Netflix!’ ‘She probs has toosier syndrome’
toosier syndrome by sparklygurl April 12, 2020
To crap. Also, a Deuce. Number Two.
The Todd: "I've got a Doozie of a Twosie!" - Scrubs
Twosie by D-Biz October 14, 2006
The weird grandpa's word for a penis.
Steve, stop playing with your tossie!
tossie by 2 camels in a tiny car October 12, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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