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Ring Around the Tosies

When a group of dudes suck on eachothers toes in a circle to see who has a foot fetish amongst them
Man, they did ring around the tosies last night and Kyle has a foot fetish!!
Tosies are a cute way to describe little toes.
Your tosies are sooo tiny and cute. You have cute tosies.
tosies by babycakes1 May 10, 2010

ToSeekAndDestroy 

The oath cats take to find out what is most precious to its owner, and then utterly destroy it.
Owner: DAMNIT! You left all the other plants alone, but you shredded the bonsai tree Ive been growing for 5 years!
Cat: Sorry bro, ToSeekAndDestroy
ToSeekAndDestroy by MrBirdBrain August 6, 2012

Chainless Topieka 

When a man pukes inside of a shoe and hands it to a pregnant women, then running and emitting sperm on her husband.
"Hey Ashley, can you hold this for me? And Mark uuhhuhuhuhuhhhhhhhh yeah! CHAINLESS TOPIEKA BITCH!!!"
Chainless Topieka by beansandrice101 December 16, 2011

tosickulous 

When a subject or event can not just be described as sick or ridiculous, and must be a combination of both to make, tosickulous.
Often mistaken by ignorant people as an STI
Man1:''Man i cant believe John lit the fireplace with his fart''
Man2:''I know!! it was tosickulous!''
tosickulous by Dommy G November 13, 2007
A person who’s quite around people he doesn’t know, but shows his goofy side to people he’s comfortable with. Tomieko is someone who can turn your day around. Tomieko is also very Athletic and good in bed.
Tomieko is so hot
Tomieko by anonymous November 26, 2021