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Ring Around the Tosies

When a group of dudes suck on eachothers toes in a circle to see who has a foot fetish amongst them
Man, they did ring around the tosies last night and Kyle has a foot fetish!!
Tosies are a cute way to describe little toes.
Your tosies are sooo tiny and cute. You have cute tosies.
tosies by babycakes1 May 10, 2010

ToSeekAndDestroy 

The oath cats take to find out what is most precious to its owner, and then utterly destroy it.
Owner: DAMNIT! You left all the other plants alone, but you shredded the bonsai tree Ive been growing for 5 years!
Cat: Sorry bro, ToSeekAndDestroy
ToSeekAndDestroy by MrBirdBrain August 6, 2012

Chainless Topieka 

When a man pukes inside of a shoe and hands it to a pregnant women, then running and emitting sperm on her husband.
"Hey Ashley, can you hold this for me? And Mark uuhhuhuhuhuhhhhhhhh yeah! CHAINLESS TOPIEKA BITCH!!!"
Chainless Topieka by beansandrice101 December 16, 2011

tosickulous 

When a subject or event can not just be described as sick or ridiculous, and must be a combination of both to make, tosickulous.
Often mistaken by ignorant people as an STI
Man1:''Man i cant believe John lit the fireplace with his fart''
Man2:''I know!! it was tosickulous!''
tosickulous by Dommy G November 13, 2007
A person who’s quite around people he doesn’t know, but shows his goofy side to people he’s comfortable with. Tomieko is someone who can turn your day around. Tomieko is also very Athletic and good in bed.
Tomieko is so hot
Tomieko by anonymous November 26, 2021
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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