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Osoba grająca zbyt głośno na gitarze. Ten jeden w gromie znajomych, który ćwiczy gitarę zamiast rozmawiać z innymi.
Ostatnio gadałem z Maksem i miał mi coś powiedzieć, ale Tosiek zaczął grać, więc nic nie usłyszałem.
Tosiek by GreedyNose1034 November 6, 2020
Words you can keep

Ring Around the Tosies

When a group of dudes suck on eachothers toes in a circle to see who has a foot fetish amongst them
Man, they did ring around the tosies last night and Kyle has a foot fetish!!
Tosies are a cute way to describe little toes.
Your tosies are sooo tiny and cute. You have cute tosies.
tosies by babycakes1 May 10, 2010

ToSeekAndDestroy 

The oath cats take to find out what is most precious to its owner, and then utterly destroy it.
Owner: DAMNIT! You left all the other plants alone, but you shredded the bonsai tree Ive been growing for 5 years!
Cat: Sorry bro, ToSeekAndDestroy
ToSeekAndDestroy by MrBirdBrain August 6, 2012

Chainless Topieka 

When a man pukes inside of a shoe and hands it to a pregnant women, then running and emitting sperm on her husband.
"Hey Ashley, can you hold this for me? And Mark uuhhuhuhuhuhhhhhhhh yeah! CHAINLESS TOPIEKA BITCH!!!"
Chainless Topieka by beansandrice101 December 16, 2011

tosickulous 

When a subject or event can not just be described as sick or ridiculous, and must be a combination of both to make, tosickulous.
Often mistaken by ignorant people as an STI
Man1:''Man i cant believe John lit the fireplace with his fart''
Man2:''I know!! it was tosickulous!''
tosickulous by Dommy G November 13, 2007
A person who’s quite around people he doesn’t know, but shows his goofy side to people he’s comfortable with. Tomieko is someone who can turn your day around. Tomieko is also very Athletic and good in bed.
Tomieko is so hot
Tomieko by anonymous November 26, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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