tossie

The weird grandpa's word for a penis.

Steve, stop playing with your tossie!

by 2 camels in a tiny car October 12, 2010

Tossie

Getting a handjob (being tossed off) by someone else.

Rachel: Hey, Ryan, you want a tossie?
Ryan: HELL YEAH!

by MindVirus094 March 12, 2011

tennessee tossie roll

The act of anal penetration when the male is flaccid. While the female is excrementing

Jhon was too drunk to get hard so his only choice was to give Lucy a Tennessee tossie roll.

by Black biscuits November 22, 2015

Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser

A british nickname for a fire diamond.
A joke first made by salm O'nella acadamy.

Oi ya twat watch out for that box with the figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser

by A witty twit August 10, 2019

Tessie

A Tesla (a stylish, technology-packed electric vehicle with hella torque and ludicrous acceleration).

Saweetie: Beep beep, is that my bestie in a Tessie?

by ayysouthtexas January 8, 2021

tossle cap

A colloquialism specific to Pittsburgh natives. Generally known as a toboggan, beanie, or skull cap by everyone else.

I went outside and it was freezing, so I went back for my tossle cap.

by JHoVe May 3, 2010

tossin' softies

flacid, male ejaculation (involuntary pelvic thrusts may occur)

All up in da club, tossin' softies.

by tossin softies April 30, 2011