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The word used to replace 'share' in a request to do so with someone.
Sam: ' I just brought a pack of gum'
Matt: ' Nice, wanna go twosies on it yeah? cool.'
Twosies by MDWatson June 29, 2008
Words you can keep
N. defecation. Derived from the term number two. Originally used in the sitcom Scrubs.
"I gotta go making twosies."
twosies by Scrubby May 6, 2008
spar's strong white cider,

sold in bottles of 2 litres, originally for 2 pounds, hence the nickname twosies, often abbreviated in writing to "zz".
"hey benn, you drinking twosies tonight?"
twosies by camelia S October 27, 2007
To crap. Also, a Deuce. Number Two.
The Todd: "I've got a Doozie of a Twosie!" - Scrubs
Twosie by D-Biz October 14, 2006

Ring Around the Tosies

When a group of dudes suck on eachothers toes in a circle to see who has a foot fetish amongst them
Man, they did ring around the tosies last night and Kyle has a foot fetish!!
Tosies are a cute way to describe little toes.
Your tosies are sooo tiny and cute. You have cute tosies.
tosies by babycakes1 May 10, 2010

twosie in the bank 

v. to need to poop, usually soon.
"Geez Hilty I got a twosie in the bank!"
twosie in the bank by Delta Sig January 3, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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