tsorta

Very bomb, likes rats, explosiveness is his key to success

Wow a tsorta, Bomb!

by One sexy mofo 18377372 November 20, 2021

A Torta

An overweight Hispanic women who typically wears black leggings, hoops, wife beater, and Nike sandals. Breakfast for them usually consists of hot Cheetos and a mango Arizona and also they tend to say “foo” a lot.

“The club was full of tortas tonight” or “Chris wifed up a torta”.

by Torta Hunter May 29, 2019

Ah yes, torta!

An attempt to sound both intellectual and as though you already knew something you most certainly did not. Usually this is in regards to something which had nothing to do with the current situation.

This is usually accompanied by a finger pointed towards the sky, as if to emphasize the ah-ha! factor.

*as a family eats a Thanksgiving dinner*

"Hey, what do you call those Mexican sandwiches?"

*awkward silence*

"You mean a torta?"

"Ah yes, torta!"

by Rickity Cricket October 23, 2009

Beat up torta

Refers to a female that shows up to the bar with a crapton of make-up on, usually with a halter top and ready to hook up with any guy around. Usually has the female version of a wingman around in case the freaky deaky happens.

Man, look at those beat up tortas ready for action. We don't even have to buy them a drink.

by DoctorFeelgood April 28, 2009

Tortatious

When something someone did may be wrong, or wronging of others... Refer to "Torty"

Man, did you see Josh tyree going on about UK beating Louisville?! He was being soooooo Tortatious!

by Shawn D Dawg February 3, 2012

torta smashing

a man who enjoys having sex with a fat chic.

"dude a cant believe brandon has been torta smashing all week; there wont be any snacks left in the house!!"

by dbginyu April 27, 2010

big torta

a fatass, usually an outta shape mexican foo

wuddup, big torta?

by coco higgins January 5, 2015