Backup

A bitch move when you don't have the balls for the task at hand. Call for help because you can't bring it to the table.

What a lazy bitch! She needs backup because she can't hang with the big dogs.

by DoctorFeelgood April 29, 2009

Beat up torta

Refers to a female that shows up to the bar with a crapton of make-up on, usually with a halter top and ready to hook up with any guy around. Usually has the female version of a wingman around in case the freaky deaky happens.

Man, look at those beat up tortas ready for action. We don't even have to buy them a drink.

by DoctorFeelgood April 29, 2009

Meditech

Oxymoron of the highest degree. A medical record program that looks like it runs on a commodore 64. BUT is in active use today. It may be the single lamest implementation in medical records. Pinnacle in the ass end of medical technology. Aka Umbehrtech.

Sweet jesus, this meditech sucks worse than the time you pooped a chocolate squirrel.

by DoctorFeelgood April 29, 2009