Tortato
When a person is so unattractive/ugly that you don't know wither to call them a tortoise of a potato
Tortato by Weeniehut.jr March 6, 2020
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Tortato
When a person is unattractive/ugly and you cant decide whither to tell them they look like a potato Or tortoise
Tortato by Weeniehut.jr March 6, 2020
tornato
Man did you hear the shit that that DJ was playing?
Yeah, he's a fucking Tornato man.
Yeah. Fuck Tornatos. They suck.
Yeah, he's a fucking Tornato man.
Yeah. Fuck Tornatos. They suck.
tornato by breadthief December 31, 2015
Totato
Totato by LostTeddyBear August 21, 2011
Tortatious
Tortatious by Shawn D Dawg February 3, 2012
Tornato
anal injury caused by rough sex in the manhole.
Typically a gay term but can work for either sex.
See anal rippage.
Typically a gay term but can work for either sex.
See anal rippage.
Guy/Girl 1: Are you ok? You look like you're walking a bit funny.
Guy/Girl 2: Oh my God you have no idea! A guy from the sauna fucked my manhole so hard last night that I got a Tornato.
Guy /Girl 1: Oh man! I hate when that happens. Use some lube next time!!!
Guy/Girl 2: Oh my God you have no idea! A guy from the sauna fucked my manhole so hard last night that I got a Tornato.
Guy /Girl 1: Oh man! I hate when that happens. Use some lube next time!!!
Tornato by breadthief January 11, 2016
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A)
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B)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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