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Trumpistan 

A new word for a potential future of the United States of America.
In this future Trumpistan, Donald J Trump is President, Emperor, and King.
The inbred are the top of the social caste system and the poor are routinely killed for sport.
Education does not exist, intellectuals and scientists are hunted down.

Child names are restricted to those of the companies that are approved.
The only food available is Big Macs, and everyone is given an AR-15 on turning the age of 16.
No-one is allowed in the country and no-one is allowed out.

All religion is banned, aside from Christianity and the only book allowed is an edited version of the Bible where Trump plays all the main roles.
98% of spending goes towards the military and hospitals do not exist.
All products are bought through Amazon, Netflix is the only entertainment and only plays Trump approved shows and Fox news is the only news outlet.
Being a detractor of Trump is punishable by death by drowning- meant to represent all the 'liberal tears'.
A- Dudeeeee I thing Trumpistan could be a reality
B- No way mannn things would never get that out of hand

4 years later......
Trumpistan by RipTheDream6969 May 21, 2017
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Trumpistan 

The USA under Trump's presidency
If Trump wins the election we'll be living in Trumpistan.
Trumpistan by KazbanMan October 11, 2015

Trumpistan 

The People's Republic of Trumpistan (full name). A fascist authoritarian hellhole run by the permanent supreme ruler and ex-president of the U.S. Donald J. Trump. Formerly known as the Confederate States of America that has now expanded to include a bunch more rural redneck shithole states.
The United States of America has devolved into 2 countries: America, and Trumpistan.
Trumpistan by AntiGop February 17, 2021

Trumpstank 

Trumpstank

def: (1) the smell of corruption and failure that permeates anything touched by Donald Trump (2) the smell of death (3) the smell of Ivanka's 13-year-old daddy-spooged anus

see: "Everything touched by Trump dies" a NYT #1 best-seller book by a noted Republican strategist (and genius), Rick Wilson.
example of usage: "I was doing well investing in a promising goldmine prospect in Alaska, then Trump got involved and the whiff of Trumpstank scared-off all the investors! Now my investment and 401k are worthless!"
Trumpstank by Eppypotamus August 22, 2019

trumpsmanship 

The art of spouting off whatever comes to mind, while convincing everyone that it is perfectly plausible.
That was an impressive display of trumpsmanship, when Donald convinced everyone that he knew more about ISIS than the generals, and that he actually respects women.
trumpsmanship by Chas501 January 22, 2017

Trumputantrum 

Verb. 1) To throw a Presidential size temper tantrum. 2) When the leader of the free world throws a temper tantrum little a cranky toddler.
Well, there he goes again. Throwing a Trumputantrum on Twitter again.
Trumputantrum by lilred1983 February 2, 2017
A word used to define a tan the colour of Donald Trump. Also two fucking words put together to define the vibrant, orange complexion rarely seen in this universe.
Bob: "Gee, look at that old blonde dude down there! He must have a trumptan!"

Bobina: "omg, he has a very good trumptan... looks related to the man himself!"
Trumptan by Huntress CC June 7, 2017
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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