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Trumpstank 

Trumpstank

def: (1) the smell of corruption and failure that permeates anything touched by Donald Trump (2) the smell of death (3) the smell of Ivanka's 13-year-old daddy-spooged anus

see: "Everything touched by Trump dies" a NYT #1 best-seller book by a noted Republican strategist (and genius), Rick Wilson.
example of usage: "I was doing well investing in a promising goldmine prospect in Alaska, then Trump got involved and the whiff of Trumpstank scared-off all the investors! Now my investment and 401k are worthless!"
Trumpstank by Eppypotamus August 22, 2019

trumptator 

A leader who leads through autocratic edicts, with no regard for the opinions of his advisers, political affiliates or anyone else. Frequently an unhinged narcissist who makes delusional incoherent ramblings without regard to how he is perceived or the potential consequences.
Reporter: What do you say to the fact that 19 US Intelligence Agencies all agree that Russia hacked the DNC to influence the elections?

Trump: I think it was a 400 pound fat kid sitting on his bed in New Jersey.

Audience Member (quietly): Chris Christie has a son?

Reporter: What can you tell us about your Muslim Ban?
Trump: It's working bigly.

Reporter (later to colleague): Did you hear Donald's comments at the press conference? Yeah, spoken like a true Trumptator.
trumptator by Chas501 February 16, 2017

trumpetard 

portmanteau formed from trump + petard (in the sense of Shakespeare's "hoist with his own petard')

def: a linguistic "reveal" of pathological liars (like Trump), wherein a statement is "exploded" (revealed to be completely devoid of veracity) by an immediately following conflicting/contradictory statement.
example of usage: "In every public speech, the president careers from one trumpetard to the next!"
trumpetard by Eppypotamus March 30, 2020

skull trumpet 

The scariest two- second video of all time. Involves a skull and a trumpet.
Person A: "I just saw skull trumpet,"
Person B: "I presume you need a new pair of pants?"
skull trumpet by NotACat January 12, 2015

Trumputantrum 

Verb. 1) To throw a Presidential size temper tantrum. 2) When the leader of the free world throws a temper tantrum little a cranky toddler.
Well, there he goes again. Throwing a Trumputantrum on Twitter again.
Trumputantrum by lilred1983 February 2, 2017

Trumpet Strumpet 

Yes, that beauty queen was a Trumpet Strumpet.
Trumpet Strumpet by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2016