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Hunsberger Moist Towlette
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Russian Toilette
After sitting on the toilet to poop, you notice that there is less than one-quarter of a roll of toilet paper, and no spare in the bathroom. You decide to poop anyway, gambling on the fact you will have enough toilet paper to have a satifying wipe.
Husband: "Honey, I just played Russian Toilette, and lost"
Wife: "Sucks to be you. Try not to bite your fingernails"
Wife: "Sucks to be you. Try not to bite your fingernails"
Russian Toilette by tnear January 23, 2011
Troylet
n. any non-collegiate resident (usu. of high-school age) of Troy, NY
{charaterized by their inherent propensity towards vandalism, skateboarding, hoodlumitude, and their complete and overall uselessness}
related words:
Troy
troylets
toilets
troylet-hoes
troyletbashing
antonyms:
Trojan
{charaterized by their inherent propensity towards vandalism, skateboarding, hoodlumitude, and their complete and overall uselessness}
related words:
Troy
troylets
toilets
troylet-hoes
troyletbashing
antonyms:
Trojan
-One of those damn troylets ripped off my bike!
-You're ugly enough to be a troylet.
-They installed the security gates to keep the troylets out.
-Look, on the crosswalk, its a troylet! Ten points!
-You're ugly enough to be a troylet.
-They installed the security gates to keep the troylets out.
-Look, on the crosswalk, its a troylet! Ten points!
Troylet by The Evil Monkey December 3, 2003
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Troylet
A barbarian tribe native to Troy, New York. They possess a unique language and a distinct culture known as hooliganism. Troylets are generally satisfied with their lives and have no interest in leaving their ancestral homeland. Or getting jobs. Or treating women with civility.
Troylets often participate in barbarian raids on Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, a rich, fortified settlement deep within their territory. These raids are typically repelled by the campus militia, known as Public Safety. On occasion, the Troylet raiding parties make it as far as "The Union," one of RPI's most potent defenses, where they are lured into attempting skateboard tricks and subsequently knocking their teeth out and otherwise injuring themselves.
Troylets often participate in barbarian raids on Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, a rich, fortified settlement deep within their territory. These raids are typically repelled by the campus militia, known as Public Safety. On occasion, the Troylet raiding parties make it as far as "The Union," one of RPI's most potent defenses, where they are lured into attempting skateboard tricks and subsequently knocking their teeth out and otherwise injuring themselves.
"ATTENTION! A large Troylet raiding party has been sighted approaching campus from the south. All military personnel are ordered to report to the armory at once. This is not a drill. I repeat, this is NOT a drill." - RPI campus alert system