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eau de toilette
eau de toilette by Starchylde May 31, 2016
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Hunsberger Moist Towlette
You pick up a Irish night Walker from the Gloucester City NJ area and you and 6 friends get a strong Meth rage going and take it out on the night walkers rectum for hours until she unleashes her innards to a full prolapse and said prolapse is the Hunsberger Moist Towlette
On warm summers evening in 1997 poo and the gang gave Sharon a Hunsberger Moist Towlette she had to wear a diaper for months
Hunsberger Moist Towlette by Boba fette February 2, 2019
Princess Trollestia
(noun)
Alter-ego of Princess Celestia from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic; also known as Princess Molestia and Professional Tea Troll. She is de facto troller of Equestria.
The nickname, adopted by the bronies, is a portmanteau of a word troll and Celestia. The name is attributed for her particular actions and behaviors, which is interpreted by most bronies (citation needed) as trolling.
Alter-ego of Princess Celestia from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic; also known as Princess Molestia and Professional Tea Troll. She is de facto troller of Equestria.
The nickname, adopted by the bronies, is a portmanteau of a word troll and Celestia. The name is attributed for her particular actions and behaviors, which is interpreted by most bronies (citation needed) as trolling.
Princess Trollestia by nickodadvincireborn August 6, 2011
Trollege
T ̝̰̻̫̳͒̌͛̕r ̡̨̛͔̯̘̦̝͆͐̈́̒͊͝o ̛̣̪͛̓̊͛̃̌̆̏̐l ̠̤̓́l ̧̻͔̠̩͈̔͂̃͌̚e ̢̫̞̼̮̮͕̱̪͂g ̧́̂͌̎ề̴̾́͂͂̀͜ ̵̧̨̥̤̪̘̟̝͛͗͆̍̌̅ỉ̴̤̝̮͚̓̊̊s ̡̮̦͔͇̩̬̗͚̖̋̈́̂̕͝ ̨̛̺̱̘̯̗̽̄̿̓̄͠c̴̥̙͚̲̤̭̳͘ͅo ̟̽̀͊͒̇̅̔̀̒m ̬͈̆̑̎ḯ̴̢̧̠̲̈́n̵̛̝̬̰̜͈̎̈́̋̂̉͠g ̛̏̉̎́̈́̚͘
Trollege will kill
ꪻ᥅ꪮꪶꪶꫀᧁꫀ ꫝꪖᦓ ꫀᥴꪖρꫀᦔ ꪖꪀᦔ ꠸ᦓ ᥅ꪊꪀꪀ꠸ꪀᧁ ꪶꪮᦓꫀ
𝕿𝖗𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖌𝖊 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖐𝖎𝖑𝖑
. 𝕻𝕰𝕿𝕾
. 𝕶𝕴𝕯𝕾
. 𝕿𝕳𝕰 𝕰𝕷𝕯𝕰𝕽𝕷𝖄
. 𝕿𝕰𝕰𝕹𝕾
. 𝕬𝕯𝖀𝕷𝕿𝕾
Trollege will kill
ꪻ᥅ꪮꪶꪶꫀᧁꫀ ꫝꪖᦓ ꫀᥴꪖρꫀᦔ ꪖꪀᦔ ꠸ᦓ ᥅ꪊꪀꪀ꠸ꪀᧁ ꪶꪮᦓꫀ
𝕿𝖗𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖌𝖊 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖐𝖎𝖑𝖑
. 𝕻𝕰𝕿𝕾
. 𝕶𝕴𝕯𝕾
. 𝕿𝕳𝕰 𝕰𝕷𝕯𝕰𝕽𝕷𝖄
. 𝕿𝕰𝕰𝕹𝕾
. 𝕬𝕯𝖀𝕷𝕿𝕾
Steps to survive trollege
Step 1. Close all doors and windows
Step 2. Go upstairs
Step 3. Grab a blanket and cover yourself and family
Step 4. Make no sound as possible
If he finds you kill Y̵͕͎̭̻̱̒͋͐͌̀͊̅o ̥̮͓̣̝̓̋̀̀͜u ͖̙̪̝͕͍͙̄̉̍̃̓̉͒͐r̵̗̅̈́͂̈́̔͂͝s̶̮̊̃̈́̊ę̶̛̛̖̽͛̈́̈́͂̎̽͘ḷ̵̅͑̂̕͘f ͇̟̓̇̏̃̏
He can't promise a short painless death
Please do Ŗ̶͉̞̘̺̪̒͋͂̎̓̚͠͝ḙ̴̊͂̽͊̒̿͒̑ẵ̵̝̭͐̏̈́̈̕ļ̶̡͍̳̠̳̲͓̉̄̅͠i ̺̰̩͋́̔͘͘͠t ͚͙̟͍͉̗͈͓̜͗̔̔̇̿̈͂́̚͜y̴̟̎̏̐̂͊̇͠ C̵͉̺̳̭̾͆ơ̵͇̪̥̜͙ͅm ̦̝̙͘͜p ̧̺̹̝̬̺̟͆̒̂ͅr̴͕͆̎̍͒̾́̄ẹ̵̲̙̬̱̮̌͐̐̄̀̏̇͗̕̕s ̼͙͍̱̋́̐̐̈̑͌͘̚s̴̛̲͈̼̲͍͕̑̈́̑͑̊͂̓e ̧̲̠͆͘͜d̶̜͂̐̄ it for humanity T ̖̠͍͉͇̃̒̌͂h̵̝͍̠̺̲̼̫̤͔̩̔̊̈́̈e̶̡̠͈͚̲͛̌͐̏̀͜͠ ̩̠̥͎̟́̽̽̀̚T ̢̯̲̱̩̼͈̀̄͋͐̂̑̕͝r ̯̙̻͎̋̆o ̧̧͓̟̼̜̻̗͔͌͑́̈́̒͒l̶̻̉̓͐̈́͗̇̑́l ̨͍̟̬͇̥͛̍͜ ̵̗̗̥͓̪̍̏̏́͂̅͝͝ḧ̴̩͕̲̖͍̤̭͍͘a ͔̗̦͇̝̈́͝s̴̢̖͚̥͇͎̞̋̔̿ ̴̡͖͎̻̙̝̖͖̫͐̀͊͘̕b ͚̆̋̑̏́͗̔͋̽̕ę̵̧̖͖͖̼̦́͋̈̕͝͠͝ͅe ̪̳̱͚̎̂̾̾̊͒͆̔͑̒n ̦̜͖̱̱͇̣̖̜͒͑̊͊̑̚͝ ̥͎̀͛ḛ̶̞̰͖̈́̏̍̿͆n̶̛̺̰̳̅͐̽͂̅̓̐̚͘g̴͓̮͔̲̀̊a̶̞̱͇̘̞̤̔͜n ̦̙̝̻̥̝͂̾̏ģ̵̩̭͙̰̲͇̺̉̊e ͔̻͚͔̭̽͋̓͘d ̢̡̰̙̰̆͘
Step 1. Close all doors and windows
Step 2. Go upstairs
Step 3. Grab a blanket and cover yourself and family
Step 4. Make no sound as possible
If he finds you kill Y̵͕͎̭̻̱̒͋͐͌̀͊̅o ̥̮͓̣̝̓̋̀̀͜u ͖̙̪̝͕͍͙̄̉̍̃̓̉͒͐r̵̗̅̈́͂̈́̔͂͝s̶̮̊̃̈́̊ę̶̛̛̖̽͛̈́̈́͂̎̽͘ḷ̵̅͑̂̕͘f ͇̟̓̇̏̃̏
He can't promise a short painless death
Please do Ŗ̶͉̞̘̺̪̒͋͂̎̓̚͠͝ḙ̴̊͂̽͊̒̿͒̑ẵ̵̝̭͐̏̈́̈̕ļ̶̡͍̳̠̳̲͓̉̄̅͠i ̺̰̩͋́̔͘͘͠t ͚͙̟͍͉̗͈͓̜͗̔̔̇̿̈͂́̚͜y̴̟̎̏̐̂͊̇͠ C̵͉̺̳̭̾͆ơ̵͇̪̥̜͙ͅm ̦̝̙͘͜p ̧̺̹̝̬̺̟͆̒̂ͅr̴͕͆̎̍͒̾́̄ẹ̵̲̙̬̱̮̌͐̐̄̀̏̇͗̕̕s ̼͙͍̱̋́̐̐̈̑͌͘̚s̴̛̲͈̼̲͍͕̑̈́̑͑̊͂̓e ̧̲̠͆͘͜d̶̜͂̐̄ it for humanity T ̖̠͍͉͇̃̒̌͂h̵̝͍̠̺̲̼̫̤͔̩̔̊̈́̈e̶̡̠͈͚̲͛̌͐̏̀͜͠ ̩̠̥͎̟́̽̽̀̚T ̢̯̲̱̩̼͈̀̄͋͐̂̑̕͝r ̯̙̻͎̋̆o ̧̧͓̟̼̜̻̗͔͌͑́̈́̒͒l̶̻̉̓͐̈́͗̇̑́l ̨͍̟̬͇̥͛̍͜ ̵̗̗̥͓̪̍̏̏́͂̅͝͝ḧ̴̩͕̲̖͍̤̭͍͘a ͔̗̦͇̝̈́͝s̴̢̖͚̥͇͎̞̋̔̿ ̴̡͖͎̻̙̝̖͖̫͐̀͊͘̕b ͚̆̋̑̏́͗̔͋̽̕ę̵̧̖͖͖̼̦́͋̈̕͝͠͝ͅe ̪̳̱͚̎̂̾̾̊͒͆̔͑̒n ̦̜͖̱̱͇̣̖̜͒͑̊͊̑̚͝ ̥͎̀͛ḛ̶̞̰͖̈́̏̍̿͆n̶̛̺̰̳̅͐̽͂̅̓̐̚͘g̴͓̮͔̲̀̊a̶̞̱͇̘̞̤̔͜n ̦̙̝̻̥̝͂̾̏ģ̵̩̭͙̰̲͇̺̉̊e ͔̻͚͔̭̽͋̓͘d ̢̡̰̙̰̆͘
Trollege by Random info for you April 13, 2021
Trollmite
Person 1: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING MY WIFE
Person 2: I'm being a Trollmite. doing a little trolling just a smidge
Person 2: I'm being a Trollmite. doing a little trolling just a smidge
Trollmite by CHESTA CHOMPER December 15, 2020
Trollateral Damage
Repercussions and damage incurred as a result from a troll, by people who are not the intended recipients of said troll.
"Oh man, Lyly was so pissed off about that troll we did this morning... Oh well, just trollateral damage"
Trollateral Damage by Reverend_Karl May 13, 2010
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