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trailer trousers 

trailer trousers
(trey-ler trou-zerz)

–noun ( used with a plural verb )

1. Also called trailer slacks. A loose-fitting pants of soft, absorbent fabric, as cotton jersey, usually with a drawstring at the waist and close-fitting or elastic cuffs at the ankles, commonly worn during athletic activity and often referred to as; sweatpants. However, also commonly worn as formal wear in most American mobile home parks. They are often purchased at WalMart in various colors and offerred in three sizes; XL, XXL, and XXXL. They are worn to parent/teacher meetings, funerals, social service offices, probation offices, etc. Trailer trousers are often accompanied by that unique cigarette/wet dog fragrance.
The knot in Bobbie-Sue's trailer trousers kept her from losing her virginity to her cousin.
trailer trousers by GrayRider February 28, 2011
A trouder is the large and foul smelling turd that a tradesman leaves unflushed in your toilet on a day when he's done no work at your property but needs to leave evidence of having been there so that he can charge you a day's wage.

A a homeowner it's a double-downer. You're left battling the monster, peg-on-nose, whilst knowing you're going to have to cough up a days wages.

As a tradesman it's a double-whammy. You have a nice long shit, read the paper on the bog, maybe even have a crafty J Arthur Rank over page 3....And you know you'll get paid for it.
I got home from work, I couldn't see any evidence of any work done to the porch, I assumed Dave the bricky hadn't been round...But as soon as I got in I was hit by the stench....I gravely shuffled towards the toilet fearing the worst. I opened the door, and sure enough...He'd left a trouder. The smell was beyond compare, I can't imagine what bricklayers eat...shit by the smell of it...and it cost me a hundred quid for his day's work.
Trouder by Trouder-swallower April 6, 2014

The Trollers Of Romania 

A terrorist group that long ago rivaled in power with another infamous terrorist group, under the name of ISIS. Since then, The Trollers Of Romania (TTOR/TOR) have long passed ISIS in power and members at the same time. TTOR/TOR has the manpower to rival small countries with a 100% guarantee winning chance (i.e: Vatican City, Naucu, etc.). The current country that the so-called 'New World Order' wants to lay hands upon is Hungary (Hunger+Gay= Hungary) and our heroes are taking their sweet time, as to embarrass them in the process.
The Trollers Of Romania rival in government power with the CCP.
The Trollers Of Romania by TTOR October 30, 2021

Pork Scotch trousers 

Boring, sensible black trousers with flaps over the back pockets. Worn by fat security guards who go out with men in drag, these trousers send people to sleep just by looking at them.
What the hell is fatboy wearing?

Pork Scotch trousers. Boring aren't they? Its the flap that does it.

<snore>

mumble trousers 

Noun. Syn.camel toe, Trousers that are snug fitting in the groin area. So snug in fact that you can practically see the labia (i.e. camel toe). "You can see her lips moving but you can't hear what she's saying". Can be lycra or spandex, but are most often ill fitting pants possibly with pleating on the front, or just REALLY tight jeans.
I was down at the Ghetto Mart today buying cracky snacks and this hoochie came in with her mumble trousers on. One of the guys looked at me knowingly and winked before saying to the hoochie, "What I can't hear you?". She unwittingly blinked and continued to gab away on her cell phone, as she purchased a pack of KOOL cigaretts and a Diet Coke.

newsreader's trousers 

The type of trousers one wears when walking around one's home wearing nothing but a tee-shirt, are described as newsreader's trousers. This is because some newsreaders, whilst wearing smart jackets and shirts, may have been naked from the waist down whilst appearing behind a television studio newsdesk.
Michael Fish, a once prominent weather presenter on the BBC, was once rumoured to have presented the weather wearing a smart jacket and tie and only a pair of underpants, knowing only his torso was in shot. Hence: Michael Fish once wore newsreader's trousers.