A trouder is the large and foul smelling turd that a tradesman leaves unflushed in your toilet on a day when he's done no work at your property but needs to leave evidence of having been there so that he can charge you a day's wage.
A a homeowner it's a double-downer. You're left battling the monster, peg-on-nose, whilst knowing you're going to have to cough up a days wages.
As a tradesman it's a double-whammy. You have a nice long shit, read the paper on the bog, maybe even have a crafty J Arthur Rank over page 3....And you know you'll get paid for it.
A a homeowner it's a double-downer. You're left battling the monster, peg-on-nose, whilst knowing you're going to have to cough up a days wages.
As a tradesman it's a double-whammy. You have a nice long shit, read the paper on the bog, maybe even have a crafty J Arthur Rank over page 3....And you know you'll get paid for it.
I got home from work, I couldn't see any evidence of any work done to the porch, I assumed Dave the bricky hadn't been round...But as soon as I got in I was hit by the stench....I gravely shuffled towards the toilet fearing the worst. I opened the door, and sure enough...He'd left a trouder. The smell was beyond compare, I can't imagine what bricklayers eat...shit by the smell of it...and it cost me a hundred quid for his day's work.
by Trouder-swallower April 6, 2014
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(trey-ler trou-zerz)
–noun ( used with a plural verb )
1. Also called trailer slacks. A loose-fitting pants of soft, absorbent fabric, as cotton jersey, usually with a drawstring at the waist and close-fitting or elastic cuffs at the ankles, commonly worn during athletic activity and often referred to as; sweatpants. However, also commonly worn as formal wear in most American mobile home parks. They are often purchased at WalMart in various colors and offerred in three sizes; XL, XXL, and XXXL. They are worn to parent/teacher meetings, funerals, social service offices, probation offices, etc. Trailer trousers are often accompanied by that unique cigarette/wet dog fragrance.
(trey-ler trou-zerz)
–noun ( used with a plural verb )
1. Also called trailer slacks. A loose-fitting pants of soft, absorbent fabric, as cotton jersey, usually with a drawstring at the waist and close-fitting or elastic cuffs at the ankles, commonly worn during athletic activity and often referred to as; sweatpants. However, also commonly worn as formal wear in most American mobile home parks. They are often purchased at WalMart in various colors and offerred in three sizes; XL, XXL, and XXXL. They are worn to parent/teacher meetings, funerals, social service offices, probation offices, etc. Trailer trousers are often accompanied by that unique cigarette/wet dog fragrance.
by GrayRider February 28, 2011
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An elusive animal that comes in many shapes and sizes. The rare hooded trouser snake is more aware of its environment, but this snake likes to collect cheesy matter and keep it in its hood. Each snake carries a venom sack that produces a white venom when it reaches maturity. The snake's one eye also functions as its mouth and waste removal system. The snake does not like cold weather and will shrink in cold conditions. It thrives in warm conditions, such as the many burrows it spits into in order to mark its territory. When touched, the snake will swell up to twice its original size in order to frighten off predators.
Crikey! That trouser snake just attacked that hooker! It spit its venom all over her face. That has to be one of the most dangerous snakes in the world!
by Dub P August 26, 2005
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Street-Trouper
Is someone who never shows their weakness after taking many losses.
Known to never complain about the struggles you are up against in life.
Keeping your head up through difficult times.
Is someone who never shows their weakness after taking many losses.
Known to never complain about the struggles you are up against in life.
Keeping your head up through difficult times.
Person : If you wanna Make it in this world today you better be a real Street-Trouper.
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by MillYentei DYSlick August 18, 2020
Get the Street-Trouper mug.Boring, sensible black trousers with flaps over the back pockets. Worn by fat security guards who go out with men in drag, these trousers send people to sleep just by looking at them.
What the hell is fatboy wearing?
Pork Scotch trousers. Boring aren't they? Its the flap that does it.
<snore>
Pork Scotch trousers. Boring aren't they? Its the flap that does it.
<snore>
by Flappy Dickwad May 18, 2009
Get the Pork Scotch trousers mug.The result of pulling the end of your shirt through your undone flies to a lenghty extent, then partially zipping the trousers up, leaving the shirt to stand erect as if it were a weiner poking through. Especially effective when practised on buses, in full view of pedestrians and other passengers.
by Mattyhoo December 26, 2006
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