dewexdewex's definitions

Human traffic lights

A flashing device fitted to a pole near passport control units in airports, land border crossings, and sea ports, which halts illegal human traffic.

Implemented by government agencies, such as the UK Home Office, as a result of national immigration policy.

The large articulated lorry, with a container full of illegal north Korean immigrant labour, was forced to wait at some human traffic lights at Dover passport control when they showed red.

by dewexdewex January 2, 2010

Blashy

The undesirable type of flatus which is accompanied by liquid.

The blashy fart was both noxious and moist.

by dewexdewex January 2, 2010

newsreader's trousers

The type of trousers one wears when walking around one's home wearing nothing but a tee-shirt, are described as newsreader's trousers. This is because some newsreaders, whilst wearing smart jackets and shirts, may have been naked from the waist down whilst appearing behind a television studio newsdesk.

Michael Fish, a once prominent weather presenter on the BBC, was once rumoured to have presented the weather wearing a smart jacket and tie and only a pair of underpants, knowing only his torso was in shot. Hence: Michael Fish once wore newsreader's trousers.

by dewexdewex February 7, 2007

newsreader's trousers

The type of trousers one wears when walking around one's home wearing nothing but a tee-shirt, are described as newsreader's trousers. This is because some newsreaders, whilst wearing smart jackets and shirts, may have been naked from the waist down whilst appearing behind a television studio newsdesk.

Michael Fish, a once prominent weather presenter on the BBC, was once rumoured to have presented the weather wearing a smart jacket and tie and only a pair of underpants, knowing only his torso was in shot. Michael Fish once eore newsreader's trousers.

by dewexdewex February 7, 2007

brandfill

Consumer good or personality brands which no longer have any widespread popularity.

Bernard Manning is brandfill

by dewexdewex May 15, 2007

pre-shit

To eat food purchased from such outlets such as MacDonalds or KFC, also know as fast food or junk food outlets.

Want to come for some pre-shits with me at the KFC in the Arndale tonight?

by dewexdewex May 4, 2008

ear penis

Bluetooth microphone/earpiece worn in conjunction with mobile or cell phone.

After

I put on my ear penis and talk cock all night.

by dewexdewex October 18, 2008