ear penis

Bluetooth microphone/earpiece worn in conjunction with mobile or cell phone.

After

I put on my ear penis and talk cock all night.

by dewexdewex October 18, 2008

Blashy

The undesirable type of flatus which is accompanied by liquid.

The blashy fart was both noxious and moist.

by dewexdewex January 2, 2010

pre-shit

To eat food purchased from such outlets such as MacDonalds or KFC, also know as fast food or junk food outlets.

Want to come for some pre-shits with me at the KFC in the Arndale tonight?

by dewexdewex May 4, 2008

Bin fire

Anglicised version of a dumpster fire; a disater.

Buying that wet belt engined car has turned out to be a total bin fire.

by dewexdewex January 7, 2024

Binferno

A bin fire or dumpster fire on steroids; a bigly big disaster.

Osborn's austerity policy has turned out to be a total binferno for most middling and poor people in the UK.

by dewexdewex January 7, 2024

newsreader's trousers

The type of trousers one wears when walking around one's home wearing nothing but a tee-shirt, are described as newsreader's trousers. This is because some newsreaders, whilst wearing smart jackets and shirts, may have been naked from the waist down whilst appearing behind a television studio newsdesk.

Michael Fish, a once prominent weather presenter on the BBC, was once rumoured to have presented the weather wearing a smart jacket and tie and only a pair of underpants, knowing only his torso was in shot. Michael Fish once eore newsreader's trousers.

by dewexdewex February 7, 2007

brandfill

Consumer good or personality brands which no longer have any widespread popularity.

Bernard Manning is brandfill

by dewexdewex May 15, 2007