dewexdewex's definitions

Blashy

The undesirable type of flatus which is accompanied by liquid.

The blashy fart was both noxious and moist.

by dewexdewex January 2, 2010

Asborigine

A badly behaved resident of a sink estate in the United Kingdom. A corrution of aborigine with the acronym ASBO. ASBO, AntiSocial Behaviour Order: a commendation given to badly behaved people to reassure them that they are "cool".

Asborigines keyed my Beamer.

by dewexdewex October 18, 2008

Bin fire

Anglicised version of a dumpster fire; a disater.

Buying that wet belt engined car has turned out to be a total bin fire.

by dewexdewex January 7, 2024

ear penis

Bluetooth microphone/earpiece worn in conjunction with mobile or cell phone.

After

I put on my ear penis and talk cock all night.

by dewexdewex October 18, 2008

Human traffic lights

A flashing device fitted to a pole near passport control units in airports, land border crossings, and sea ports, which halts illegal human traffic.

Implemented by government agencies, such as the UK Home Office, as a result of national immigration policy.

The large articulated lorry, with a container full of illegal north Korean immigrant labour, was forced to wait at some human traffic lights at Dover passport control when they showed red.

by dewexdewex January 2, 2010

pre-shit

To eat food purchased from such outlets such as MacDonalds or KFC, also know as fast food or junk food outlets.

Want to come for some pre-shits with me at the KFC in the Arndale tonight?

by dewexdewex May 4, 2008

brandfill

Consumer good or personality brands which no longer have any widespread popularity.

Bernard Manning is brandfill

by dewexdewex May 15, 2007