trimestic

A domestic partnership between 3 people instead of 2.

Joni just changed her facebook status to 'trimestic partnership' with emma and miriam.

by lezloverforever July 27, 2011

Turd trimester

When a gigantic piece of crap has been lovingly nurtured and has reached its final level of growth and development. At the end of this stage it's evacuated from the safe, warm environment that is the bowels. Coined in the South Park episode "More Crap".

In real life, the turd trimester can be compared to the status of pulling tongues.

As a doctor I cannot condone travelling on an airplane in your turd trimester. It is not safe.

by ihatechristmas December 4, 2010

Third Trimester

You have eaten too much, also known as a food baby, causing a distended belly.

After Thanksgiving, I ate too much and was in my Third Trimester, I had to roll out the door.

You don't look so good, are you in your Third Trimester after snacks at CC's?

by 91 Riv November 30, 2011

Alabama Trimester

The amount of time it takes from the first push until the woman hits the bottom of the stairs

My ex's Alabama Trimester time was 04.75 seconds! Beat that bud!

by ChubbyChaser2011 April 6, 2011

Third Trimester Threesome

Having sex with a woman in her third trimester, and thinking the baby touched your dick with its hand and or mouth.

I was railing my pregnant wife when I had to pull out cause I thought I was apart of a Third Trimester Threesome.

by mike mahony January 12, 2009

fourth trimester abortion

an abortion within the first 4 months after birth. traditionally preformed with a coat hanger or other wire shaped device, but modern science is constantly coming up with newer and safer procedures.

after the baby was out, she decided to have a fourth trimester abortion, as it was in everyone's best interest.

by tron j watts January 11, 2009