Turd trimester 

When a gigantic piece of crap has been lovingly nurtured and has reached its final level of growth and development. At the end of this stage it's evacuated from the safe, warm environment that is the bowels. Coined in the South Park episode "More Crap".

In real life, the turd trimester can be compared to the status of pulling tongues.

As a doctor I cannot condone travelling on an airplane in your turd trimester. It is not safe.

Turd trimester by ihatechristmas December 4, 2010

Third Trimester Threesome 

Having sex with a woman in her third trimester, and thinking the baby touched your dick with its hand and or mouth.

I was railing my pregnant wife when I had to pull out cause I thought I was apart of a Third Trimester Threesome.

Third Trimester Threesome by mike mahony January 12, 2009

Third Trimester 

You have eaten too much, also known as a food baby, causing a distended belly.

After Thanksgiving, I ate too much and was in my Third Trimester, I had to roll out the door.

You don't look so good, are you in your Third Trimester after snacks at CC's?

Third Trimester by 91 Riv November 30, 2011

fourth trimester abortion

an abortion within the first 4 months after birth. traditionally preformed with a coat hanger or other wire shaped device, but modern science is constantly coming up with newer and safer procedures.

after the baby was out, she decided to have a fourth trimester abortion, as it was in everyone's best interest.

fourth trimester abortion by tron j watts January 11, 2009

Alabama Trimester 

The amount of time it takes from the first push until the woman hits the bottom of the stairs

My ex's Alabama Trimester time was 04.75 seconds! Beat that bud!

Alabama Trimester by ChubbyChaser2011 April 6, 2011

semester = trimester

Sarcastic term for how so many high-school and college girls get pregnant off of fellow-student boys.

As long as there are hot-in-da-crotch boys helping girls with their homework, there will always be "semester = trimester" ---i.e., vaginal access in exchange for assisting-brain access --- deals being made.

semester = trimester by QuacksO August 4, 2026

Trumpster Fire 

1. When a leader creates a controversy to distract the public from another issue.

- the same way that if you lit a dumpster on fire out front of your building everybody focuses on the flames, not the paperwork.

2. A logical fallacy, a subtype of the 'Red Herring'

Ignore that crazy tweet, its just a Trumpster Fire focus on the real issue.

Here he goes again, lighting Trumpster Fires instead of answering questions.

Trumpster Fire by KrazieKanuck January 27, 2017