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timester

A better term for OCD ("Organized, Cleanly and Detailed").

Rather than looking down upon a person, here is something to look up to.

An addition to Nikola Tesla's theory, "if you want to find the secrets of the universe, think of energy, frequency and vibration."

Time.

What does time have anything to do with those other elements? Everything and nothing. Just like the other three elements within themselves. Nothing and everything.

They take their time with all their process. To get things exact. They organize in a very timely manner. Very precisely. Every tiny detail. They keep track of everything. And they want things done on time.

And they are masters of it. Because they do things so precisely, so intricately, so accurately. They are masters of it.

So let's combine the words together. Masters of Time. Timester people. Timester.
"Timester people are so accurate. They're so anxious about things not getting on time. They do everything in such a timely manner. Perfectionists."
by NeoTPolaris August 24, 2023
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Turd trimester

When a gigantic piece of crap has been lovingly nurtured and has reached its final level of growth and development. At the end of this stage it's evacuated from the safe, warm environment that is the bowels. Coined in the South Park episode "More Crap".

In real life, the turd trimester can be compared to the status of pulling tongues.
As a doctor I cannot condone travelling on an airplane in your turd trimester. It is not safe.
by ihatechristmas December 4, 2010
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Third Trimester Threesome

Having sex with a woman in her third trimester, and thinking the baby touched your dick with its hand and or mouth.
I was railing my pregnant wife when I had to pull out cause I thought I was apart of a Third Trimester Threesome.
by mike mahony January 12, 2009
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tomesterday

A person, place, or thing/event which occurs tomorrow, yesterday,and/or today.
Fred is going to fix the septic tank tomesterday.
by Bingo Hilltop October 15, 2016
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tomesterday

A person, place, or thing/event which occurs tomorrow, yesterday,and/or today.
Fred is going to fix the septic tank tomesterday.
by Bingo Hilltop October 15, 2016
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Third Trimester

You have eaten too much, also known as a food baby, causing a distended belly.
After Thanksgiving, I ate too much and was in my Third Trimester, I had to roll out the door.

You don't look so good, are you in your Third Trimester after snacks at CC's?
by 91 Riv November 30, 2011
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fourth trimester abortion

an abortion within the first 4 months after birth. traditionally preformed with a coat hanger or other wire shaped device, but modern science is constantly coming up with newer and safer procedures.
after the baby was out, she decided to have a fourth trimester abortion, as it was in everyone's best interest.
by tron j watts January 11, 2009
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