trentonio

someone who excels in every area of the sport of basketball

Man the trentonio on that court just got a triple-double!

trentonio by anonymus18 January 6, 2008

trenton missouri 

A place you go to let your hopes and dreams die.

Trenton Missouri is a blackhole, no happiness can escape it.

trenton missouri by Esquire III October 15, 2017

Trentino-Alto Adige 

Located in Nord-East Italy, neighboring with Austria is the most productive region on Italy.

What's the cleanest and the most productive region of Italy?
Trentino-Alto Adige!

Trentino-Alto Adige by AndreaTrento January 12, 2012

Trenton Booster Seat 

When you sit on someones lap in the backseat of a car, and allow yourself to be sodomized so you can still watch the drive-in movie screen. Often used to reference a method of payment for being taken to the movies which includes demeaning sex.

Melanie badly wanted to go see a new summer blockbuster at the drive in, but didn't have the money. So she used a trenton booster seat to get a dirty old cabbie to pay her way.

Trenton Booster Seat by Mr.Matrimony September 2, 2008

Trenton 

Trenton will often come off that he doesn't care. The truth is he cares so much. He has the biggest heart and is always striving to do the right thing. He is very loyal and loving to the people important to him. He keeps his promises. If you are lucky enough to be his girlfriend, he will love you unconditionally. He will never even think of looking at other girls so you will never have to worry. He will support you in everything you do and never give up on you. Trenton enjoys the little things in life. Once you get to know him, you will realize he is very romantic and you will always want to get his approval and also give him yours because it means so much to him. Trenton's are the loyalest friends. Just don't fuck with anyone they love, or you will be in trouble.

Other guy: "Oh Trenton want to go party"

Trenton: "nah man, I'm trying not to be about that anymore. Plus my girlfriend wouldn't like it"

Trenton by butthahahahahaha October 4, 2013

Trentonious Beardious Maximus 

To expand ones face with awesome foliage of facial forestry with the entente of doing slow motion beard water flips to moisten up a ladies genitalia, but it doesn't stop there if you reach status of Trentonious Beardious Maximus you will be forever know as the hipster twin brother of Maximus Decimus Meridius slaying your enemies with random stuttering shouts about french toast crunch and traveling back in time to shop for his hipster appeal, some claim him to be part of the Doctor Who series but that is a lie... Clearly he is a WIZARD.

OMG!! what is happening to my lady parts? ohh look its just Trentonious Beardious Maximus doing sick beard water flips with dolphins.

Trentonious Beardious Maximus by ieatkidz May 19, 2015

Trenton 

You may fall in love with him because he’s got style or is super talented. He makes you laugh and it’s never boring being around him— whether he’s telling you his deepest thoughts or has ideas for an adventure. But once living life with a Trenton for awhile, you will never want to let him go. He is the kindest person you will ever meet. The one who remembers your favorite song and plays it for you. He goes beyond caring for others even if they do not care for him. He truly loves people without conditions. He will prob joke when you tell him these things and he’s the most humble person. He is so loyal. His heart breaks when you cry. He lives love out in actions so well that you do not doubt his love for you and He teaches you more about love everyday. There’s no way you could give a Trenton up. Keep him, enjoy him& love him!

+ he’s so good at love making. Xx
he’s even got good handwriting— the whole package

Girl: wow Trenton how are you perfect

Trenton: I’m not perfect I steal your ice cream

Trenton by letmeproveit November 15, 2019