Trentonitis 

A word commonly used as a reasoning for why a person named Trenton is absent from an event, often portrayed as a sickness. Trentonitis is also a state of being, Trentonitis explains the actions, behaviors, and overall likeness of people named Trenton. To put is short, Trentonitis is what makes a Trenton a Trenton.

Teacher: "Why is Trenton absent today?"

Thomas: "He has Trentonitis."

Trentonitis by TheFloorIsALie August 18, 2024

Trentonious Beardious Maximus 

To expand ones face with awesome foliage of facial forestry with the entente of doing slow motion beard water flips to moisten up a ladies genitalia, but it doesn't stop there if you reach status of Trentonious Beardious Maximus you will be forever know as the hipster twin brother of Maximus Decimus Meridius slaying your enemies with random stuttering shouts about french toast crunch and traveling back in time to shop for his hipster appeal, some claim him to be part of the Doctor Who series but that is a lie... Clearly he is a WIZARD.

OMG!! what is happening to my lady parts? ohh look its just Trentonious Beardious Maximus doing sick beard water flips with dolphins.

Trentonious Beardious Maximus by ieatkidz May 19, 2015

tendonitis 

1. an inflamation of a tendon.

2. a clever and shocking "nickname" to use when introducing a friend at a mexican restaurant. Meant to embarass said friend, confuse the waiter and provide years of future laughter at the thought.

waiter: "welcome to los dos amigos."

you: "hi, i am ryan. this is my girlfriend julia, and this is our friend tendonitis.

waiter: *walks away because he doesn't understand english and now you don't get any fucking tortillas*

tendonitis by tendonitis October 20, 2008

video game tendonitis

A fake disease that grandfathers makeup to try to get the television.

Angie Keator told Kris that his should hurt from video game tendonitis

video game tendonitis by Therealme23 March 2, 2016

tendonitisophobia 

a phobia of wrists.

person 1: hey, like my wrist tattoo?
person 2: ew dont! i have tendonitisophobia!

tendonitisophobia by poppieeeee July 5, 2009