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Traviswag 

The type of swag that Travis Neumann has. Only the coolest people will have Traviswag.
"Did you see that?!" "Yeah! He got that Traviswag!"
Traviswag by ILoveTravis November 20, 2011

travishasnolife

Travishasnolife is the best moot :) They have a v cool haircut (v cool omg) COOLEST INTERESTS ISTG anyway I don't know what else to write but keep posting love you/platonic
"travishasnolife is soooo cool"

"omg fr"
coming from the latin term, "Traviscus" meaning holy crap that guy is plain awesome.
HE is travisano.
Travisano by colonel lolcakes January 12, 2011

Travisio 

Contains 25% man, 50% heavy metal, 10% bacon, and 25% badass.

Package includes a 12g combat shotgun, a case of Keystone Light, a pair of black cut-off shorts, and a pair of Emporio Armani reading glasses.

Every purchase comes with a free bottle of McCormick's Vodka. (Please drink responsibly.)

Must be atleast a quarter Viking to purchase.

Warning! When exposed to large amounts of alcohol, Travisio may become oblivious to its surroundings and may attempt to headbutt EVERYTHING.

Does not require batteries.
HEY MOM! I want a Travisio for Christmas!
Travisio by Travisio June 13, 2008

Travishasnolife

One whom has the highest relatability to the character Mason ‘Dipper’ Pines from the hit show “Gravity Falls
Person A:Babe..wake up Travishasnolife just posted
Person B: Awh no way dude Travis rocks!!!
Person C: who’s that dog (Mr Peanutbutter) Knickknack Paddywack give a dog a bone

Travishasnolife

Best guy ever. Really emo. Also has the hottest bf in the world aka me because I’m so hot but anyways yeah anyways i really really love Travishasnolife and yeah
You know travishasnolifes boyfriend?”
“Yeah he’s so hot