Travisio

Contains 25% man, 50% heavy metal, 10% bacon, and 25% badass.

Package includes a 12g combat shotgun, a case of Keystone Light, a pair of black cut-off shorts, and a pair of Emporio Armani reading glasses.

Every purchase comes with a free bottle of McCormick's Vodka. (Please drink responsibly.)

Must be atleast a quarter Viking to purchase.

Warning! When exposed to large amounts of alcohol, Travisio may become oblivious to its surroundings and may attempt to headbutt EVERYTHING.

Does not require batteries.

HEY MOM! I want a Travisio for Christmas!

by Travisio June 13, 2008

Travisism

Travisism is the religious following of The Travis

My religion is Travisism

by AllhailTravis March 4, 2022

Travising

The act of one exessively lying unnecessarily

You got a car, stop travising.

by devon thomas May 18, 2006

Travasious

A real ass nigga

Travasious is a real ass nigga bro.

by MercyZMercury November 13, 2019

travisia

The most loyalist person on earth. He/She is full of honesty and trust. You can tell them anything and everything. Travisia is so very sweet and loves everyone.

Hey, get you a Travisia.

by Hundred dollars mill April 7, 2018

traviseo

amazing piece of ass, that all your friends want!

look at her shes traviseo to the max!

by john mermaider January 15, 2008

Travising

When one acts under the guise of a coffeeshop revolutionary. They state their opinions as fact but don't really carry any clout in their phrases due to lack of resource research. They relate closely to scenesters.

We know you're full of shit. Stop travising.

by GuyOnACouch November 22, 2010