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travishasnolife

Travishasnolife is the best moot :) They have a v cool haircut (v cool omg) COOLEST INTERESTS ISTG anyway I don't know what else to write but keep posting love you/platonic
"travishasnolife is soooo cool"

"omg fr"

Travisio 

Contains 25% man, 50% heavy metal, 10% bacon, and 25% badass.

Package includes a 12g combat shotgun, a case of Keystone Light, a pair of black cut-off shorts, and a pair of Emporio Armani reading glasses.

Every purchase comes with a free bottle of McCormick's Vodka. (Please drink responsibly.)

Must be atleast a quarter Viking to purchase.

Warning! When exposed to large amounts of alcohol, Travisio may become oblivious to its surroundings and may attempt to headbutt EVERYTHING.

Does not require batteries.
HEY MOM! I want a Travisio for Christmas!
Travisio by Travisio June 13, 2008

Travishasnolife

One whom has the highest relatability to the character Mason ‘Dipper’ Pines from the hit show “Gravity Falls”
Person A:Babe..wake up Travishasnolife just posted
Person B: Awh no way dude Travis rocks!!!
Person C: who’s that dog (Mr Peanutbutter) Knickknack Paddywack give a dog a bone

Travishasnolife

Best guy ever. Really emo. Also has the hottest bf in the world aka me because I’m so hot but anyways yeah anyways i really really love Travishasnolife and yeah
“You know travishasnolifes boyfriend?”
“Yeah he’s so hot”

travesaño

A goal post. Used as slang for a transexual in Latin America. Variations include "trava" and "travieso (i.e. Bruce Jenner)
A Mike le gusta vestirse como hembra y tener sexo con machos. Es sin duda un travesaño
travesaño by Bill Rizer Pijudo June 23, 2015
An addictive MMORTS that requires huge amounts of time and effort in order to achieve anything worthwhile.
Guy1 'Woah, you look tired'

Guy2 'Yeah, I stayed up till 4 last night playing travian just so I could protect my settlers and start a new village'

Guy1 '.... You're a fucking looser'
travian by Mikethepirate February 12, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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