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Stupid is transiting everything

Stupid is transiting everything — The best answer to anyone who wants YOU to read their astrological chart; Tarot Cards, I Ching ; palm; or use any form of divination to tell them about THEIR future.

Stupid is transiting everything!!!!!

How can you ask about yourself WHEN THE WORLD IS ON FIRE!!!!!!??????

This is actually based on mystical law of hierarchy.

If the sun of your solar system goes nova; then, it really doesn’t matter if you have had a good reading, does it?

If the earth is hit by a giant asteroid; then whatever “good Karma” you have is overridden by the earths destiny.

“Stupid transiting everything” is not a sun going nova; or, an asteroid striking the earth; but, it is a tragic miasma that overshadows everything — especially approaches to problem solving.

This renders forms of symbolic thinking — ancient or modern — useless! Emotional and tribal behavior currently reign supreme; and, discourse has degenerated to slogans and word salads.

Read an astrological chart and when you are done slap a big sticker on it that says: Stupid is transiting everything!

Do a Tarot spread and when you are done, cover the reading with a card that says: Stupid is transiting everything!

Throw the I Ching — read the hexagrams and then immediately say the next hexagram arising means: Stupid is transiting everything.

Look at the lines on a palm and announce: Stupid is transiting everything.

You can’t go wrong with this reading in America 2023.
Astrologer:

You have asked me to look at your chart and tell you any obstacles I see that will obstruct your attainment of your noble goals. I have looked at the position of your Saturn, your Mars, and their relationship to your sun and my conclusion is: Stupid is transiting everything.

Ginger Transition Temperature 

This is the temperature up to which the ginger is said to be more relaxed and comfortable. Approaching 16'C there is a slight change in state (Tg) from relaxed to mildly irritated. a colour transition is also noted (typically - white to pale pink).

It does depend on how quickly you heat them up tho and to which max temp (25-30'C). Note here that a fast heating rate will cause non-relaxation and charring...

if you employ a typical heating rate of 1'C/min across a range of -4'C to 16'C you will cause the subject to go through what is called the Tg or ginger Transition temperature.

The next step is to slow the heating rate to 0.2'C/min as anything in excess of this can cause ginger stress in the subject (indicated by pink cheeks and a frown).

En route to 25'C it is imperative to introduce the chemical SPF 1000000 or White Exterior Walls Gloss Paint. This allows the ginger to slowly come to terms with the external environment.

If however the system is feeling imbalanced on a particular day then a coating of tin foil and cellotape can also be utilised for masking any external environmental influence.

after 25'C the system may become unstable and pink cheeks and frown are subject to progress into bouts of severe irritation.A whining noise is also typically noted at ca. 27'C.

After which the subject will char severely and rapidly degrade into a pile of angry ash.
Guy 1: Where did that ginger go to?

Guy 2: Oh the temperature increased from 16'C to 24'C quite quickly there...

Guy 1: Ah the ginger transition temperature was reached way too quickly...... thats what happens when they think they have souls...

Guy 2: check your shoes, the last thing I need is a Tg red waffle stain.... the wife would not be impressed....

Transition Girl(friend) 

The first girl a guy with hook up with after coming out of a serious relationship. Usually this girl is his transition back into the dating game but unfortunately she comes with an expiration date. She is only there to satisfy his being in fuck around mode basically a friends with benefits position.
Amari: I hope this chick Kyler hooked up with knows she is his Transition Girl(friend) and don’t start to catch feelings.
Jaison: Yeah I know because she will be in her feelings if thinks he’s going to the level and make her his girlfriend.

Transition Boy(friend)

The first guy a girl will with hook up with after coming out of a toxic relationship. Usually this guy is her transition back into dating but unfortunately he comes with an expiration date. He is only there long enough for her to dump and unpack her emotional baggage she brought with her. He will usually leave after coming to the conclusion no matter how great the sex is it just isn’t worth sticking around and goes ghost.
Michelle: You heard about what happened between Danielle and Transition Boy(friend) Chase.
Monique: Yeah I’m surprised it took him that long before he decided to go ghost on her. What did you expect him to do bringing all that toxic drama to their relationship.

Transition Generation 

The generation of people who grew up during the information boom of the 1990's. Usually they are described as the net generation. The term Transition Generation emphasises the fact that they were growing up while communication and information were both being revolutionized. They are the generation that have lived in days before this revolution but are fully assimilated to these technolgies.
Most people in the transition generation can write a letter and send an I.M.
Transition Generation by T-Moo April 30, 2007

transitional sausage 

The guy that changes a lesbian's sexual preference to dudes.
Joe: What's with that spikey haired girl?
Pete: Oh, she used to be a lesbian.
Joe: Damn, who gave her the old transitional sausage?
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