transitional sausage

The guy that changes a lesbian's sexual preference to dudes.

Joe: What's with that spikey haired girl?
Pete: Oh, she used to be a lesbian.
Joe: Damn, who gave her the old transitional sausage?

by invasionpictures March 30, 2009

sneak skeet

To skeet on an unsuspecting victim, preferably while the victim is sleeping.

Last night while Janet was passed out, I pulled it out and gave her the old sneak skeet all over her face.

by invasionpictures August 05, 2009