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touts
Or touts for plural. These are assholes who buy hot selling music tickets (mainly festivals like Glastonbury, Reading/Leeds carling weekend and V fest), that sell out within a few hours, and then sell them on for an extortionate amount on ebay, sometimes making up to £300 profit off the real fans. You may think that touts are just normal people trying to make a bit of money on the side but they're not, between them they can buy up to thousands of tickets meaning that thousands of fans who actually want to see the bands have to pay twice as much than what the ticket is actually work. Touts are pure scum.
Related Words
tout • tout suite • you just weren’t outside • Tootsie Roll • tootsie • tootsie pop • totse • tootsies • tootski • toatsmagoats
totski hello
so the first victim has arrived...! i warn you boy, take another step into my dojo i'm going to have to show you what it means to experience the totski hello...don't look it up on urban dictionary
totski hello by lordsama_kun May 19, 2018
Potatoe Toots
The side effects of eating lots of potatoes. The starches turn to sugar and creates gas leaving you the only choice.
Potatoe Toots by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 9, 2022
Nigel Toussaint
When a man who is on a mission, goes viral and has been building an empire on many different platforms.
A Man of Great esteem who is able to set goals, and accomplish the mission.
A man who does not depend on outside forces to help him, choosing to help himself.
A builder of alliances.
Nigel Toussaint Must be Nigeleht
A Man of Great esteem who is able to set goals, and accomplish the mission.
A man who does not depend on outside forces to help him, choosing to help himself.
A builder of alliances.
Nigel Toussaint Must be Nigeleht
Nigel Toussaint by Nigeleht October 3, 2018
tootsit
tootsit by tootsitmeowmeow June 8, 2021
tootsie nips
Tyrone: Yo guys I got a sweet tooth tonight!
Friends: For what man?!
Tyrone: Them tootsie nips on that girl!!
Friends: For what man?!
Tyrone: Them tootsie nips on that girl!!
tootsie nips by Terrell Carmel March 31, 2013
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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