Toucheyes 

A person who has a grasp on reality so non-existent that physically being in their presence causes feelings of rage so strong that the strongest sentence one could receive for killing them would be aggravated assault. Even if you wore their skin.

Don't be such a Toucheyes.

Are you saying that Toucheyes doesn't deserve to live.

Toucheyes by KD Rockerfeller November 7, 2014

table touchers 

When she lies on her back on the massage table and her nipples touch the table due to her tits flopping down at either side

Made my massage very tricky to complete

She has table touchers

table touchers by Working Class Hero January 2, 2021

Touchfest 

An intense display of all over touching, fondling, or groping in an obsessive manner.

"This couple had a touchfest right in the middle of McDonald's today!"

Touchfest by Created4mStardust April 14, 2010

touchless 

A male/female who is yet to be intimately involved in ANY way with another human being.

'...at this point, as a 36 year old touchless male, I don't know what to do. I guess I just keep on keeping on...' (after a failed attempt of initmate approach)

touchless by redditscanner July 31, 2013

Touchfest 

When a group of people continuously pat each other on the back for performing menial tasks at work.

"Hey, did you see those guys shaking each other's hands and telling each other how great of a job they did? "Yeah I did, what a touchfest".

Touchfest by FredoAl May 9, 2018

boy touchies 

for one man to caress the upper thigh of another man in a feather-like manner.

Christopher please give me boy touchies.

boy touchies by booboo doo boo April 11, 2007

touchies and kissies 

the act of cuddling, especially in a playful manner; petting; bonding.

After picking her up at the bar, we returned to my place for some touchies and kissies.

touchies and kissies by not awh October 23, 2003