touch donw!!! 

only really silly poeple say it. e.g. mark on australian idol!!! GAY!!!

"that was a..TOUCH DOWN!!!"

touch donw!!! by little lily November 11, 2003

Taco Touchdown 

Like a teabag, but done by a female.

Dude 1: Dude my girlfriend totally gave me a taco touchdown last night!
Dude 2: Oh shit dude that's pretty sweet!

Taco Touchdown by HapeeLlaama January 30, 2017

Touchdown Club 

The club a woman joins when she manages to fill all 6 of her holes at once. That would be her mouth, ass, vag, cupped hand 1, cupped hand 2, and her pushed together breasts.

Monica was so pleased when Brian and his 5 buddies penetrated her 6 holes at once to make her a member of the touchdown club.

Touchdown Club by minac999 September 13, 2011

russian touchdown 

When you place your gooch onto the tip of someone's nose while simultaneously allowing your balls to rest on their eyes and stretching your flaccid penis across the forehead. All while wearing a ushanka. To finish, you must yell "Sputnik has landed!" while in position.

Cody didn't sit with us at lunch, so we gave him a russian touchdown. "Sputnik has landed!"

russian touchdown by SAM1 October 14, 2013

karma touchdown 

while doing something reasonably good you get an immediate and awesomely great reward.

friend: hey, would you like one of my rolled tacos?

me: hell yes bro! let me grab one on the the side so i don't looked like a pig and get all the good stuff.

friend: go for it bro.

me:sorry bro i accidentally ended up with a loaded one from the middle...karma touchdown!!!

actual true story

karma touchdown by uncle bill July 11, 2011

Mexican touchdown 

A quote said by the popular character Catbug on a Cartoon Hangover youtube show called Bravest Warriors.

Mexican touchdown, Mexican Touchdown, mexican mexican touchdown!

Mexican touchdown by A legit sourse December 15, 2017

touchdown vulture 

A touchdown vulture is a football player, specifically a runningback/fullback that comes in the game inside the 5 yardline in goalline situations and steals undeserved touchdowns. In most cases smaller better running backs do all the work between the 20's and these vultures (larger/worse backs) come in and fall down for 1 or 2 yards scoring the touchdown, killing the fantasy value of the much better skillful backs. Key examples are Mike Alstott or the modern day Lendale White.

Fantasy Owner #1 - Hey Chris Johnson just got a 30 yard run down inside the 5

Fantasy Owner #2 - Shit now that fat ass touchdown vulture LenDale is going to come in and get the score

touchdown vulture by JBones751 November 30, 2009