When you place your gooch onto the tip of someone's nose while simultaneously allowing your balls to rest on their eyes and stretching your flaccid penis across the forehead. All while wearing a ushanka. To finish, you must yell "Sputnik has landed!" while in position.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

The action of pouring Vadka into someone's butthole, setting it on fire, and proceeding to have sex with it.