tortilous

a random students turtle

this is my turtle named tortilous

by Linear Equations May 3, 2021

Charlie Brown Tortillas

Well done toasted flour tortillas

I would like charlie brown tortillas please.

by M.R. Galvan April 2, 2017

Making Tortillas

Another term for scissoring

Did you hear that Lupita and Aj were making tortillas last night? They must’ve had a really good time.

by y’ore mom have big gay February 28, 2018

tortillas

Hundred dollar bills. Used in this sense because they easy to come by once you make it.

Johnny dropped a whole stack of tortillas on one hand of blackjack. Homeboy's got mad money.

by Mongoria November 11, 2009

Tortious

1. Something so terrifically wicked it causes terror.
2. constituting a tort.

1. Her singing was tortious.
2. This does not make the act tortious.

by 100%RealWords July 24, 2023

(Chronic/Torturous) Trouser Pressure Pains

A male symptom that occurs when much action and dry humping has occurred with a girlfriend or boyfriend, but where trousers have remained on. The condition is extremely painful, and chronic, as the pain will mount until the pressure is released.

"I can't carry on like this. I have severe (chronic/torturous) trouser pressure pains. And since we haven't really done it thus far, I conclude I must go home and read some heady literature whilst on the toilet."

by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

tortillas

Lesbians. you know flat on flat ...

My tortillas are coming over to watch the L Word and listen to some Melissa Ethridge.

by Schneidwinder April 3, 2008