tortia 

it is a juicy taco thing with lots of wha wha whaness

damn this tortia is good

tortia by pyrogod May 9, 2005

Tortilla Chip Tits 

Flat triangular saggy tits 🍕 🍕

You want some sour cream on those tortilla chip tits?

Tortilla Chip Tits by Working Class Hero December 18, 2020

hurricane tortilla 

A hurricane where a bag of tortilla chips land on the ground commonly known as (Hurr-cane Tor-ti-la)

"Hurricane Katrina, more like Hurricane Tortilla"

hurricane tortilla by Oh_my_spagehteo January 9, 2018

A Torta 

An overweight Hispanic women who typically wears black leggings, hoops, wife beater, and Nike sandals. Breakfast for them usually consists of hot Cheetos and a mango Arizona and also they tend to say “foo” a lot.

“The club was full of tortas tonight” or “Chris wifed up a torta”.

A Torta by Torta Hunter May 29, 2019

go commit eat tortilla chip vertically

when someone wants to kill you but cant due to it being against the law, so they make you suffer the most they can

person 1: i think that PBS Kids isnt that good--

person 2: go commit eat tortilla chip vertically

go commit eat tortilla chip vertically by life is pain enjoyer January 26, 2023

Guatemalan Tortilla 

When you are clapping the cheeks so loud the whole neighborhood can here

Bro did you hear the applause last night?
That wasn’t an applause, I believe that was someone making a Guatemalan Tortilla

Guatemalan Tortilla by 917534 January 18, 2019

Wet tortilla 

A sexual position which is performed when a man stretches his shorn scrotum over the nose and mouth of his partner causing a damp, smooth texture similar to that of a wet tortilla.

I almost killed her with a wet tortilla.

Wet tortilla by Dgalactic June 10, 2009