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Triologist ( try•all•ogist) 

A person who prefers their sexual orientation to Not be defined as gay, or straight, or bi. They prefer to just.. try.
Since Sarah is a Triologist ( try•all•ogist) he is very interested in going to that LGBT meet and greet tonight to explore her options.

Titologist 

A person, usually with a masters degree in Titology, whose passion and dedication for female breasts is unparalleled. Usually practiced as a hobby as the amount of high paying Titologist jobs are often few and far in between. :)
My best friend is a school teacher by day and an avid Titologist by night. He's often seeking out the best photos of boobs and sharing with his friends and family. These photos often bring smiles to the recipients and brighten otherwise average or gloomy days. They make great days even better!
Titologist by The Baron of Boobs December 25, 2016

Thotologist 

One who studies/knows thots, knows their thot-like ways.
Yeah Jordan was a thotologist, he just knows how to communicate with them. He makes appointments with them and everything!
Thotologist by lollipop rainbow October 18, 2015

POPOLOGIST 

A science and spiritually minded creative professional seeking to define the collective landscape or measurement of popular. Media Literacy is a vocational target of a POPOLOGIST®. Founded by Director & Production Designer Joe Rey whom coined this term and "POPOLOGY®" as the self appointed "First POPOLOGIST®. Established Sept 11 2001
A POPOLOGIST® is the newest of culture ministers in the world!
POPOLOGIST by POP Messiah™ February 4, 2021

Tacologist 

someone who has studied and is a master in the science and art of Tacology
We need someone who knows a hell of a lot about tacos. lets get a Tacologist.
Tacologist by benthefourteenthhundred December 29, 2008

Trapologist

noun: trapologist; plural noun: trapologists

An expert in or student of the branch of business concerning selling that pack.

An individual with a doctorate in the study of trapology.
Jaquaveon was going to Harvard in order to become a trapologist.

Cheif Keef is a world-renowned trapologist known for his masterful knowledge of trapology.
Trapologist by RetardedBushing September 9, 2022
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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