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Mopologist 

A person who mops the floor. Specializing in mopping floors. Most likely a title given to you at work which informs you that you now have to mop floors on top of all the other duties you do. You can be a doctor or a secretary or any other position that doesn't require you to clean rooms etc...but you have a boss who's a tight ass and decides revise your job description and adds mopping floors. So guess what?!? You are now a mopologist, board certified too!
Starting 8/21/17 all secretaries will now start to mop and clean all rooms but please prioritize and do not neglect the phones and other clerical duties. You will have the title mopologist added to your badge, but your pay will not increase
Mopologist by Pinché Cindy August 4, 2017
Words you can keep

mopologist 

An duty added to your job description when your boss doesn't want to hire the proper person and just wants to be a tight wad
I'm a surgical tech and my boss revised our job description and added mopologist to our duties.
mopologist by Pinché Cindy August 3, 2017

memologist 

A professional specializing in the study of memology, an emerging science dedicated to the documentation of internet memes.
Random Pleb: "I heard you became a memologist, congrats"

Recent graduate student: "Thanks dude, I got a degree in memology, but now I'm balls deep in student debt but it doesn't matter because being a memologist is my dream job. Now I got to get back to my computer and get on with my work, being a memologist requires a lot of hard work."

mapologist 

A persn that studies and makes maps.
I was not sure which direction to go so I consulted a mapologist.
mapologist by mr map April 15, 2008

Movologist 

1. One who specialises in the science of moving home, is a trusted expert in arranging home moving services and saving movers time. A personal moving concierge.

2. Is a title pertaining to the study of the moving home journey and it’s best practices by offering exceptional customer service.

3. A specialist that is part of Movinghub.

4. They are super friendly, super
intelligent and super helpful.

5. They create memorable customer
experiences.
Use a Movologist to organise your utilities and essential home moving services.
Movologist by Movinghub May 22, 2019

Mixologist 

A wank word for someone who failed university and became a cocktail shaker.
John: I decided to leave university to become a mixologist.

Sam: So you failed and became a bartender.
Mixologist by 11398787 November 8, 2012

POPOLOGIST 

A science and spiritually minded creative professional seeking to define the collective landscape or measurement of popular. Media Literacy is a vocational target of a POPOLOGIST®. Founded by Director & Production Designer Joe Rey whom coined this term and "POPOLOGY®" as the self appointed "First POPOLOGIST®. Established Sept 11 2001
A POPOLOGIST® is the newest of culture ministers in the world!
POPOLOGIST by POP Messiah™ February 4, 2021
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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