tootise
tootise by texas92_0917-0121 February 24, 2011
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tootsie nips
Tyrone: Yo guys I got a sweet tooth tonight!
Friends: For what man?!
Tyrone: Them tootsie nips on that girl!!
Friends: For what man?!
Tyrone: Them tootsie nips on that girl!!
tootsie nips by Terrell Carmel March 31, 2013
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tootise • Tootsie Roll • tootie • tootsie • tootsie pop • tootsies • tootie frootie • Tootie Fruity • Tootsie Rolling • Tootie Blasting
Nervous Tootsie
The act of taking a very small poop before leaving to go somewhere that does not provide a rest area.
Before getting into traffic Eugene sat down and pushed out a one inch perfectly shaped turd.He often times makes a Nervous Tootsie before leaving the crib.
Nervous Tootsie by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 8, 2020
tootsie roll exchange
When a person (or animal-- see below) defecates directly into the anus of a willing sexual partner. This is accomplished by both partners getting on their hands and knees, or laying on their backs with legs in the air, with their buttocks pressed together. With a lot of patience and experience, an expert pitcher and catcher can oftentimes maintain a back-and-forth for hours of pleasure.
It is widely debated whether or not the Tootsie Roll Exchange happens in nature, or if it is a man-made creation; this has caused a rift in the animal sex-science community, spurring many heated arguments, and even one slap-fight at the annual Animal Sexuality-Science Convention in Zurich (citation needed).
It is widely debated whether or not the Tootsie Roll Exchange happens in nature, or if it is a man-made creation; this has caused a rift in the animal sex-science community, spurring many heated arguments, and even one slap-fight at the annual Animal Sexuality-Science Convention in Zurich (citation needed).
tootsie roll exchange by clute April 1, 2011
tootieboo
tootieboo- (n) refers to any female, referred to in a sexual sense, that is between the age of 18 and 29, is yet to become a mother, and is very attractive. Tootieboo can refer to the sexual organ of such a female as well. Tootieboo tends to be more playful and less intellegent than Coodyboo; however, they are not usually ignorant by any means. Most tootieboo has yet to sow their wild oats and can seem an easier target to land in the sack- even if they possess a boyfriend. They always get your attention.
Siamese tootsie roll
Duck taping two or more people together after loading them up with shrooms and burritos causing them to shit themselves all over each other.
“Things got out of hand last night. I tripped shit on some shrooms with my buddies and ended up in a Siamese tootsie roll.”
Siamese tootsie roll by Stolen originality September 12, 2020
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