toostoned 

a play off of the city of tucson,AZ because we smoke more than any other city believe it or not. im not bragging but its true, its all we have and all we do because this place sux.

KMK: We're here in Toostoned Arifuckingzona

toostoned by Sean Dawg September 17, 2003

tiestoned 

To get high off some Dj Tiesto. You get ripped of listening to his music. you shake your head till you get some CRAZY HEADRUSH AND START DANCING!

Man, I got so tiestoned yesterday..

Yo, let's skip class and get tiestoned.

tiestoned by Dinh Ho November 27, 2007

tombstoned 

When an individual (or several, depending on the amount of the substance) become so thoroughly stoned that they are unable to move.

Dude, look at Colin there. He is totally tombstoned. What an ass.

tombstoned by Secret_Ferret July 29, 2008

Toolzoned 

When someone believes they have a good relationship with somebody, but they're acually being manipulated by that person and are viewed as nothing more than a tool to be used for that person's benefit.

Horikita: I will acknowledge you as an ally, too.
Kiyotaka Ayanokoji: But, Horikita... I've never once thought of you as an ally. All people are nothing but tools. It doesn't matter how it's done. It doesn't matter what needs to be sacrificed. In this world, winning is everything. Toolzoned.

Toolzoned by Meursalt December 5, 2020

too stoned to have sex 

When you're so high you're too god damn lazy to have sex with someone who is laying right next to you in bed.

Man me and Caleb were so high we both just layed there and we wanted to fuck but we were too high.

too stoned to have sex by Katie May 7, 2005

Tombstoned 

1. When you're killed

2. Put in the ground

3. What you are at the end of a match with the Undertaker.

After Undertaker's done with you, you're tombstoned!

Joe got tombstoned by gangbangers. May He Rest In Peace.

He was tombstoned at the funeral

Tombstoned by tombstoned July 29, 2009

TombStoned 

Truly God's gift to the GF PW Board. PWNS JOEKILLA and Gohan4Life on dailly basis.

TombStoned > J00

TombStoned by Ryan Mac September 13, 2003