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toostoned 

a play off of the city of tucson,AZ because we smoke more than any other city believe it or not. im not bragging but its true, its all we have and all we do because this place sux.
KMK: We're here in Toostoned Arifuckingzona
toostoned by Sean Dawg September 17, 2003
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tiestoned 

To get high off some Dj Tiesto. You get ripped of listening to his music. you shake your head till you get some CRAZY HEADRUSH AND START DANCING!
Man, I got so tiestoned yesterday..

Yo, let's skip class and get tiestoned.
tiestoned by Dinh Ho November 27, 2007

tombstoned 

When an individual (or several, depending on the amount of the substance) become so thoroughly stoned that they are unable to move.

Dude, look at Colin there. He is totally tombstoned. What an ass.
tombstoned by Secret_Ferret July 29, 2008

Toolzoned 

When someone believes they have a good relationship with somebody, but they're acually being manipulated by that person and are viewed as nothing more than a tool to be used for that person's benefit.
Horikita: I will acknowledge you as an ally, too.
Kiyotaka Ayanokoji: But, Horikita... I've never once thought of you as an ally. All people are nothing but tools. It doesn't matter how it's done. It doesn't matter what needs to be sacrificed. In this world, winning is everything. Toolzoned.
Toolzoned by Meursalt December 5, 2020

too stoned to have sex 

When you're so high you're too god damn lazy to have sex with someone who is laying right next to you in bed.
Man me and Caleb were so high we both just layed there and we wanted to fuck but we were too high.

Tombstoned 

1. When you're killed

2. Put in the ground

3. What you are at the end of a match with the Undertaker.
After Undertaker's done with you, you're tombstoned!

Joe got tombstoned by gangbangers. May He Rest In Peace.

He was tombstoned at the funeral
Tombstoned by tombstoned July 29, 2009

TombStoned 

Truly God's gift to the GF PW Board. PWNS JOEKILLA and Gohan4Life on dailly basis.
TombStoned > J00
TombStoned by Ryan Mac September 13, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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