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tisoned
When a woman squats on your penis and girates at a clockwise motion while rubbing her clitorous in a counter-clockwise direction.
tisoned by Advisory Class June 11, 2005
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Tilsoned
When you lose a lot of money doing something dumb or doing something with virtually no knowledge of why you are doing it. Named after the soon to be ex-hedge fund manager Whitney Tilson and made famous by the blog Zerohedge
you see a guy winning at craps so you follow all his bets and then he craps out and you lose all your money -- "Man I just got Tilsoned on the craps table"
or in the world of finance when a hedge fund or investor loses a lot of money copying someone else's idea: man I just got Tilsoned again and lost the whole position.
or in the world of finance when a hedge fund or investor loses a lot of money copying someone else's idea: man I just got Tilsoned again and lost the whole position.
Tilsoned by zerohedge worshipper January 9, 2013
Tiestomeistering
What you do when listening to Dutch DJ Tiesto whilst drunk after drinking large quantities of Jagërmeister. It will usually involve a night club and the early hours of the morning, but occasionally involves nothing but an MP3 player and a bottle.
Steve was tiestomeistering around the dance floor when he knocked over his Girlfriend.
We're gonna go out and get out Tiestomeister on!!!
We're gonna go out and get out Tiestomeister on!!!
Tiestomeistering by John Murff August 1, 2006
Finn Tilstone
A retard that gets friend zoned constantly and has a bad taste in women. As he realises he is lonely he goes for younger children and knocks them out , then rapes them. #nonce
Finn Tilstone by Kieran knapp August 4, 2019
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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