tiestoned 

To get high off some Dj Tiesto. You get ripped of listening to his music. you shake your head till you get some CRAZY HEADRUSH AND START DANCING!

Man, I got so tiestoned yesterday..

Yo, let's skip class and get tiestoned.

tiestoned by Dinh Ho November 27, 2007

tisoned 

When a woman squats on your penis and girates at a clockwise motion while rubbing her clitorous in a counter-clockwise direction.

"Man, I busted after only two minutes when she tisoned me."

tisoned by Advisory Class June 11, 2005

tectoned

When gacha games royally fuck you in the ass, especially after having spent excessive amounts of money.

gamer before wishing on gacha: i better not get tectoned rn

gamer precisely $500 and 10 minutes later: FUCK

tectoned by onenightwithdilfs June 3, 2021

Tilsoned 

When you lose a lot of money doing something dumb or doing something with virtually no knowledge of why you are doing it. Named after the soon to be ex-hedge fund manager Whitney Tilson and made famous by the blog Zerohedge

you see a guy winning at craps so you follow all his bets and then he craps out and you lose all your money -- "Man I just got Tilsoned on the craps table"

or in the world of finance when a hedge fund or investor loses a lot of money copying someone else's idea: man I just got Tilsoned again and lost the whole position.

Tilsoned by zerohedge worshipper January 9, 2013

Tectoned

A term used to describe a situation when a person gets bad luck on weapon banners.

"Dude, Song of Broken Pines is literally avoiding me and I got another Aquila bruhh"
"Lol, you got Tectoned"

Tectoned by Tenney519 May 18, 2021

Tiestomeistering 

What you do when listening to Dutch DJ Tiesto whilst drunk after drinking large quantities of Jagërmeister. It will usually involve a night club and the early hours of the morning, but occasionally involves nothing but an MP3 player and a bottle.

Steve was tiestomeistering around the dance floor when he knocked over his Girlfriend.

We're gonna go out and get out Tiestomeister on!!!

Tiestomeistering by John Murff August 1, 2006

Finn Tilstone 

A retard that gets friend zoned constantly and has a bad taste in women. As he realises he is lonely he goes for younger children and knocks them out , then rapes them. #nonce

Your a Finn Tilstone , u nonce !!

Finn Tilstone by Kieran knapp August 4, 2019